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I has a flavor!

Saftey First! Never ever stick your penis in a light socket.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

wirthling's twin brother

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xx( o Y o. )xx

Liar! If you had truly seen Bea Arthur naked, you would not be able to type due to the deflated, ruined sacks flapping against your cheeks that used to be your eyes.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

No, that's a newcomer scoping out the DC housing market.

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What others say about boorite!

That and the constant masturbation.

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Poop.

Harold Lloyd auditions to be on the cover of Eraserhead

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Steve gets the tab after an evening at Morton's.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

When Harry Potter's spells backfired.

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If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.

This is the caption I was looking for. You just found it first.

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What others say about boorite!

"YAAAAA!!! MY THUMB!!!"

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Al Franken after this year's election.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.