This is probably the best I'm going to get...
To everyone who didn't enter, I've called Kobe and given him directions to your house.
Third place: boinky33. He would have won the contest easily with his superb entry of simply saying "No.", but I had to disqualify him for not using Shaq or Kobe.
Second place: biped.
First place: habnem.
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