A poem I am writing.... I will start off with the first verse.

[center]The Things I'd Do

How much more easy and fun my life would be
If I could go wherever I see
I’d picture a place and just be there
To and fro without a care
I’d bounce from here to there and back
No suitcase would I have to pack
These are some of the Things I’d Do
If I could teleport to have sex with you.[/center]

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

[center]I would sneak into big corporate meetings
Commit spontaneous, random beatings
Bugger whores, then vanish at paytime
Flirt with sailors then leave at gaytime
Punch cops in their faces and their guts
Take naughty pictures of high school sluts.
These are some of the Things I’d Do
If I could teleport to have sex with you.[/center]

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Nice -- it's like Dr. Seuss with a raging boner.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

More like Joyce Kilmer getting high on NyQuil with Gene Roddenberry and Benny Hill.

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What others say about boorite!

Still, that's pretty good. The best I was ever able to do while high on NyQuil was rhyme "Mnemnnuhh" with "Rruggrahh".

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Small smiling creatures that live in the duvet.
Lion's heads trapped in the walls of the Subway.
Invisible insects set on me in teams
These are a few of my wormwood made dreams.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Mikey G is the best poet since e.e. cummings.

Heh heh... I said "cumming."

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I has a flavor!

[center]I would pop into your bedroom
While you sleep, to get some “head”room,
I’d yank your bedsheets to the floor
Pillage and plunder your backdoor
Then disappear before you screech
Like some teleporting ass-sex leech
If I had that power, that’s what I’d do
I’d teleport to have buttsex with you.

I’d probably be dressed real swanky
Because I’d just robbed the closest banky
Into their vault I’d teleported
Before my crime could be reported
I’d vanished from their camera views
It wasn’t even on the news.
Of course, I’d rob a bank or two,
If I could teleport to have sex with you.[/center]

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I am sending you my co-ordinates right now.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

By the way, this entire poem is inspired by and dedicated to IvythePlant.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

What do you do at work, exactly? Nothing? I thought so.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

As much of it as I can get away with.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Thanks to Mikey, i canm rite gudd pomes.

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