New collective nouns (mmyers knockoff) by CHUBBY 10-15-04

A flight of Arabs. Allah Akhbar! Allah Akhbar! A lie of Republicans. John Kerry is a furry! John Edwards has had two sex change operations! A tedium of non-donor comics. wtf omg penis vagina lol rotflmfao fuck suck

More collective nouns by CHUBBY 10-16-04

A treason of Bushes. A jail of Ravens. Yo, Ray, 'sup? Yo, Jamal, 'sup? An addiction of conservative commentators. Urrp. Hic.

Good Grief, More Collective Nouns by CHUBBY 10-16-04

A lunacy of Naderites A blind (or nap) of TSA agents Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.... Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.... An Ashcroft of rednecks Yeeha! Imagine if we had won! Hey, ain't "Dukes of Hazzard" on?

An Annoyance of Collective Nouns by CHUBBY 10-16-04

A bund of Gibsons I have more money than the Catholic church now, daddy, so I was able to build this church and you can preach that the Jews killed Christ and the Holocaust never happened! You're a good boy, Mel. A dyke of Cheneys Hi, Mary. Hi, Mom. A starvation (or an AIDS) of Ethiopians I'm dying. Me too. Let's fuck.

A Child's Garden of Collective Nouns by CHUBBY 10-21-04

A Ghraib of war crimes. I'm only following orders, Hassim. And by the way, you look nice. A stupidity of undecided voters. Who's running again? I was gonna vote for Kerry, till somebody proved Kerry is the Beast that they talk about in the Bible. Now I dunno. A confusion of Dubya supporters. Thank God Dubya took out that Sodom guy before he could do another 9/11 on us with them WMD's we found over there. And Praise the Lord, the entire world is on our side in the Iraqi conflict!

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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx

Not Collective Nouns-- ok, so it is. by CHUBBY 10-21-04

An unemployment of Sinclair execs. Brother, can you spare a dime? Gotta cigarette? A bias of Faux Newscasters. John Kerry refused to confirm or deny rumors that he beats his wife. And a picture of a man in a rabbit costume at a furry convention who may or may not be John Edwards. An affirmation of Powells. Now lookee here, son, what job is you gwine to ask Dubya for? I dunno, Daddy. All I does all day is watch TV and listen to the radio.

Now say boo.

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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx

BOO!

Good boy!

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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx

Stop making so many damn comics. Nobody responds to them anymore BECAUSE THEY'RE TRYING TO AVOID THEM!

I liked those comics, but I'm a sucker for collective nouns.

These,especially:

New names for groups of things (w/ respect to S. Appleby) by mmyers 5-30-03

A Disappointment of mothers. You were so smart when you were younger. Why didn't you stay in school? You should have married Karen. Now you'll be alone forever. A Stink of hippys. Man, I haven't bathed in weeks. Have you tried covering it up with clove cigarettes and pachuli oil? It totally works. A Smacking of pimps. I said, "Bitch, you better have my Star Wars toys still in the packages." Damn straight.

New names for groups of things (2) by mmyers 5-30-03

An Unemployment of artists. Can I crash at your place until I get back on my feet again...and get some new headshots? Rock on...in my mom's basement. A Staring of Mexicans. A Keg of college students. Show us your tits! Wooo! Dude, I'm a dude...oh, what the hell.

New names for groups of things (3) by mmyers 5-30-03

A Value Meal of cows. I don't like the way they're looking at us. I have mad cow disease. A Loser of ex-boyfriends. Tina? Yeah I did her. I was drunk. I did her and her sister. Can I borrow a couple of bucks? A Bladder of people waiting to go to the bathroom. Hurry up in there. There's people out here waiting, dude.

Jumping On The Collective Noun Bandwagon by umfumdisi 10-20-04

A hamlet of Shakespearean actors... A whorde of asiangirls... A BUSHel of CHUBBY comics...

Jumping On The Collective Noun Bandwagon 2 by umfumdisi 10-20-04

A murder of OJs... A Ken-nel of Kaufmans... A mirth of mmyerses...

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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx

It's the Unstoppable Collective Noun Juggernaut!!! by CHUBBY 11-15-04

A Confederacy (or Neck) of Red States Yeeha! Ah jest divorced mah wife! Ah kilt mine! A Torture of Attorneys-General Torture is good. Torture works. Si. A Sulk of blue states Dubya really sucks. "Dick" really sucks.

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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx

Hop Aboard the Collective Noun Train by MikeyG 11-15-04

A Rape of Athletes A Mediocre of P. Diddys A Touching of Michael Jacksons

Hop Aboard the Collective Noun Train 2 by MikeyG 11-16-04

an Asylum of Divas I'm Every Woman! (as well as Whitney Houston.) Anyone seen my green? I'm Mariah Carey, star of...I CAN'T HANDLE THIS STRESS! a Church of Mel Gibsons He DIED for your sins! No, he died for YOUR sins! a Motherfucker of Samuel L. Jacksons

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Funny stuff, mmyers & MikeyG.

More collective nouns, exchanging glances..... by CHUBBY 11-16-04

A shuffle of Secretaries of State Halloo dere, Condi! Goodbye, Colin! An irregularity of voting machines...... .................a corruption of O'Dell execs "Your vote for JOHN KERRY has been recorded"..... not! Heh, heh, heh. Shit, in 2008, we won't even use voting machines in the ghetto. We'll just hook up some broken Ataris. Who's to know? I can't believe we supplied the paperless voting machines in my own crucial swing state after I promised to deliver our electoral votes to Dubya and nobody cares! BWAHAHAHAHA! A black female Republican Halloo dere? *chirp, chirp

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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx

And umfum!

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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx