I know there's a Thanksgiving thread around here somewhere, but I'm too lazy to look for it.

Skanksgiving by choadwarrior 11-25-04

What's your favorite part of Thanksgiving? The clam stuffing. Don't you mean oyster stuffing? Don't you mean sausage stuffing? What were we talking about again? Just make me a vodka and cranberry sauce and meet me behind the dumpster.

Thanksfornothing Day by choadwarrior 11-27-03

Before we eat, I'd like everyone around the table to say what they are thankful for. I'd be thankful if we didn't. Hrmph. This is why I let Mom & Dad keep you.

Clockwatchers by choadwarrior 12-01-03

Well, well, well...it looks like someone took a long lunch. If it was only ten minutes, then I'm still way ahead of you. How dare you! I am ALWAYS on time! True, however... I didn't spend two hours wandering around the building asking every person how their Thanksgiving was so I could tell them about mine.

That final one is sure to become a classic. (With me, anyway.)

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

racist.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

( http://www.stripcreator.com/forums/showthread.php?postnum=110463 )

Is that it?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Tom Hanksgiving by possums 11-27-04

Hi, Tom Hanks. Well, howdy, Mistah Nooz-castuh! What's with the stupid/cute accent? Wel' I'z best be doin' some stupid accent alls the time so's I can wins me an Oscar! Ye-haaiek! So, does that mean you're a douchebag ALL the time? Ah reckon!

What this has to do with Thanksgiving is beyond me.

Happy "Tanks"-giving by biped 11-27-04

In honor of Thanksgiving, I just ran over a whole bunch of people with a tank. Crushed the shit out of 'em. Cool. I wish you had told me -- I would like to have done that, too. Well, we could go do it again. I'm still in the mood to kill some more people with the tank. Oh, boy. Let's go do that, then. I hope we can crush and kill a lot of people with the tank. "Dear Dad -- me and my buddy Dave ran over about fifty people with a tank today and totally killed them. Hope you and Mom had a nice Thanksgiving, too. Love, Rusty."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Spanksgiving by possums 11-27-04

I'm thankful to be here with my whole family and- Can we please get the fucking show on the road here? I have a group meeting to be at in an hour. Yeah, you've always got a "group meeting" to be at, Miss Gangbang. Shut 'tcher mouth, Andy! Aren't you the one shtuping those shemale prostitutes down by the river? Ooh, come back to bed, Jill, I've got some more "immaculate conception" to work out!

Thanksgiving = Yum by Spankling 11-30-04

Fabo pumkin pie, Ann! What is your secret? I'm gay. I meant about the pie. Oh. Orange zest sprinkled on the crust before you fill it. Time to "baste the turkey."

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Brilliant!

I literally laughed outloud at that, Spankling.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

of course, when you're lesbian, it's all about the pie anyway.

*trombone*

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Oh, man, I just set myself up for a gay joke, didn't I?