Archeology reveals much about the traditions of ancient Britian.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

I believe you mean Wales.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

He does whales too?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

MaKK's ancient ancestor, UgGG just couldn't get a break. In Cavecreator's cave, the ancient cavers constantly used his likeness for chiselshop competitions.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Archaeologists believe this to be the first historical reference to "Who's Your Daddy?"

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I has a flavor!

i saw something like that on the flintstones, fred takes a dump in the donkey's mouth and the donkey says "well, it's a living!" clearly this gentleman was demonstrating something to that effect.

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We built this siggy.... on rock and rooooooll

The original cover of Heart's "Bad Animals."

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I has a flavor!

Hey, look at his one foot (the one closest to you). It looks like a bottle of some sort... and everyone knows that drunken bestiality doesn't count.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Really? Thank god, I thought people were going to rip on me for that one night...

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

For the last time, that was Dan not a Yak!

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Poop.

The first donkey punch.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

That's what Kajun's entire legal case was based on, and look what's happened to him...

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

It's sad because it's probably true.

It was also chiseled on the "pictures of uGG_tOgg" wall.

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Poop.

Picasso's 'go fuck a donkey' period.

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Taken from inkblot tests used on horses at a glue factory.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.