As ya'll may have noticed, I am an HMV employee. The people I work with provide much humour, especially my managers. The following are some examples

HMV Hilarity by little_kitty 11-28-04

11:15 So... you don't have these? No, sir. Not the ones released by that recording label. Have a good day! 11:20 I'm just wondering if you have these Judas Priest CD's from this recording label. Let me check... No, sir. Not the ones released by that recording studio. Have a good day! Some guys just don't take no for an answer. Some guy just wanted CD's by a certain recording studio... What the hell? AARGH! I just talked to that douche!

HMV Hilarity (2) by little_kitty 11-28-04

One of my managers at HMV We've just coined the laziest and most retarded dance ever... the Fat Joe dance. How does that one go? is this skinny, pasty white boy. Lean back... lean back... Aww, but come on. Funniest guy I've ever met. He weighs, like, 500 pounds. What else is he supposed to do? If he tried doing those spins like Beyonce, I think he'd set the earth on a new rotation cycle.

HMV Hilarity (3) by little_kitty 11-28-04

I have the absolute stupidest thought running through my head. Wanna hear it? Sure. Stupid thoughts make the world run. I bet Fat Joe could get California to separate from the USA. Like, actually separate. How could he do that? By doing the running man on the border between Cali and the rest of the states. Yeah, but unless he stepped back into Nevada while doing so, the whole state would collapse under his weight.

HMV Hilarity (4) by little_kitty 11-28-04

I bet you dance like that at the bars every night. Oh yeah. I totally do. Only I have glow sticks. And a pink wig. And a little sailor suit. Oh wait. That's not me! That's me!

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

HMV Hilarity (5) by little_kitty 11-28-04

I'm Lil' Jon, the KING of Crunk! He has got to be the biggest freak of them all. He doesn't even have a good voice. I know! But I am totally the Queen of Crunk. You should, like, get a shirt that says that. And send out cards that say "Merry Crunkmas" in big 'bling' letters.

HMV Hilarity (6): SGI Lame by little_kitty 12-01-04

*SGI = Saskatchewan Government Insurance Hi there. I've had a break-in and I need to make an SGI* claim No problem. Just go see that guy over at the tills and he can help you out. Hi there. I've had a break-in and I need to make an SGI claim No problem. Just let me grab these forms... What CD's or DVD's were you missing? All of them.

HMV Hilarity (7): SGI Lame 2 by little_kitty 12-01-04

Alright... do you remember specifically what you're missing? Can you print out a list of all the stuff you have in your archive and I'll tell you what I'm missing? Sir, that's several thousand titles. I can't print all that out. Oh, no. I just want the CD's from your Rock/Pop section. Sir, that's still at least a thousand titles. So that's a no?

HMV Hilarity (8): SGI Lame 3 by little_kitty 12-01-04

I don't even think that I have the capabilities of printing out such a list... You just go onto your little computer and say print list. What are you talking about? That would come up with several thousand PAGES of information And? And frankly my dear, I don't give a damn. So... that's a no?

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

I get 'em and they're extremely funny. Hooray!

I love strips about the workplace and yours are the funniest I've read.

It reminds me of my own job except you would need to replace the humoures co-workers with gormless sheep and the customers with pompous, arrogant, twat bag , bollocked face Imbeciles, who couldnt tell a cooked steak from a talking shite.

I still cant find the templates for that strip yet...

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"You grew up like brothers, and your teachers must have told you that North and South must not fight!

You know, Fuj, I don't think that template exists yet.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.