I would like to start a comic demand thread. The rules are simple. You create a comic based on the topic supplied in the demand. The person posting MUST have filled the previous comic demand, post it here, and create a new one for someone to create. Just like question and answer.

My first comic demand:

Enlightenment

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Enlightenment. by UnknownEric 12-03-04

*CLICK* That's better.

Next: Making amends.

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I has a flavor!

Making Amends by CHUBBY 12-03-04

In 2006, ve passed the 28th Amendment, vich allowed naturalized citizens to become President. Und now, as my Presidency draws to a close, I vould chust like to say to the American people..... I'm sorry.

The milk of human kindness.

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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx

Captain Chip's Monstrous Lapse In Basic Human Decency by biped 12-03-04

Mister, would you please give me a dollar for some food? I'm starving to death...*sob* FUCK Y -- (wait a minute...this is my big chance for some positive publicity...) ...and you say you bought the little girl a HOT DOG? What a WONDERFUL HUMANITARIAN you are! Yes, heh-heh! And I didn't even demand full sexual intercourse in return! Just a simple, basic blow job! GUH...a b-blow job...? That's right! And to top it off, my protein-rich semen helped wash down the hot dog! Aren't I the greatest?

Next: makeovers!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Makeovers by possums 12-03-04

I would like a full makeover, please. You sit down. Th-thank you mamn... You siddown, shut up. Later... WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!?! I look like a fucking OCTOPUS, you bitch! Fie dolla.

my demand: burger joints (do whatever you want with that)

Demographic |V by Scyess 11-06-04

Can I help you? Yes. Are you black? Um... You see, I don't really have any black friends, and according to regional statistics, at least 37% of my friends should be black. 37% of zero is still zero. Does this mean you're not interested in "chillin'" at my "crib"?

Next demand: non-sexual gratification by a member of the opposite sex.

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"Old" is the old new.

Untitled by dcomposed 12-03-04

I baked you a pie, painted your house, cleaned your gutters, mowed your lawn, baked you another pie and got rid of that dead body in your yard. Oh and I taped Frasier. Ooh yeah!

Next: Hate MikeyG

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Why MikeyG Will Never Be My Roommate by possums 12-04-04

Okay, Mike. We've had this discussion many times. Listen, opossum... I'm not going to take any more shit from you about me being a dog! It's opression! I'm not goint to take any shit from you, either! Especially not if it's in my fucking slippers! Racist.

My demand: the word "vestibule."

Vestibule by boinky33 12-06-04

Vestibule: A small entrance hall or passage between the outer door and the interior of a house or building. Later....

Next: Abe Vigoda

Abe by PhreakyChinchilla 12-10-04

Ta da! Bleeet? NO! I said Abe *ViGODA*..

Next : What happens when someone says the secret word.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.