My li'l China grrl by suicide_king 12-06-04

Why do Chinese girls have big heads and short, stumpy legs? Oh, I love racial jokes... I don't know, why? It's not a joke sweetheart, I'm asking why you have such a big head and short, stumpy legs. I'm not Chinese, I'm Korean. Oh, so it's the Koreans who have the problem.

I liked it. Post on.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

GOLDSCHLAGER by suicide_king 12-03-04

You know that liquor with the little gold flakes in it? They say that if you drink enough of it, the flakes can turn into nuggets. But my poop doesn't go through a sifting pan too well. Well, sometimes it does, but when that's the case, I'm usually not in much of a drinking mood.

i dont get it LOLLOLOLOL

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I read them all...they please me.

Big surprise.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Big surprise.

i got a big surprise for that guys mouth! LOLLOLOLOLLOL

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