Don't know much about history by CHUBBY 12-07-04

Dubya, today is December 7. Yeah. And? Don't you know what happened on this day in history, son? ..... 9/11?

Besides, they all took that day off by CHUBBY 12-07-04

Dubya, the Communications Director called to remind you that you have to issue your Hanukah proclamation today. No. No? Why not? I don't feel it's appropriate for them to celebrate Hanukah on the anniversary of 9/11.

Condemned to repeat it by CHUBBY 12-07-04

Dubya, you nitwit! I'm ashamed to be your father! They told me you still think today is the anniversary of 9/11! It ain't? No! Something happened on this date in 1941! Think! What was going on in the world? Oh, I know! Is this the day Pop-pop Bush was arrested for trading with Hitler? I wonder if I can get a refund on his Yale tuition.

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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx

The road apple doesn't fall very far from the horse by CHUBBY 12-07-04

Dubya, what date do you think 9/11 happened on? Fourth of July?

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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx

And besides, they're owned by Palestinians by CHUBBY 12-07-04

And another thing-- I don't like them people making a buck off a terrible tragedy! What are you talking about, Dubya? You know-- them souvenir stores. They're everywhere! Those are SEVEN-Elevens. Exactly. Who do they think they are, Halliburton?

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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx

Lordzaleapin' by CHUBBY 12-07-04

Today's the seventh? What day is Christmas? The twenty-fifth, Dubya. Lessee..... seven from twenty-five, borrow a one from the two, seven from fifteen..... I know! It's the first of the twelve days of Christmas! Can I have off, then?

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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx

I like em

Today is different because it's my dad's birthday:

Why America Hates Me by choadwarrior 6-08-03

My birthday is September 11th. Oh, that must suck to have that as your birthday. Get this...My dad's birthday is December 7th. No way? Pearl Harbor Day...That's creepy. My mom is French. God, it just keeps getting worse.

Dispite "Dubya is dumb" jokes being staler than Bea Aurther's cunt, I have to say these comics are pretty good.

And since they come from CHUBBY, it's even more amazing at that.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Um..... thanks?

A lesser man than I would stand, but I'm going to draw another.

From here to eternity by CHUBBY 12-08-04

That night..... Mmmmmmmm..... DUBYA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Heh heh heh heh. I finally found out what today was, Laura. Pearl Harbor Day, dumbass. Why? Oh. Harbor? I thought they said Pearl NECKLACE.

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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx