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kramer_vs_kramer
Stripcreator Newbie

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You may have have noticed that CC62 was infiltrated by a number of newbies. And Shock Horror! One of them actually won! So for this contest, the characters in the strip should be discussing this terrible invasion. Who are these newbies? Where did they come from? What is to be done about them?

Oh, and 2 other rules:
1- Invent a new superlative. Something like "arsetastic" or "jizzmungous".
2- I'm a stickler for order. So I'd like it if the first words of each dialogue box were in alphabetical order. This doesn't mean you need to use all the dialogue boxes, though.

Something like this. (Except funny)

CC63 by kramer_vs_kramer
9-17-01
All these newbies! Where did they come from?
Dunno, but if they keep carrying on like this, soon our frantabulous comics will be swamped in a sea of mediocrity.
Got any suggestions?
How about some kind of painful initiation?
Like locking them in a room with Deisel?
We want to initiate them, not drive them to suicide.

I'll do the judging Thursday morning, GMT. Feel free to shout at me for making up such stupid rules.

9-17-01 4:56am (new)
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LevelZero
Stripcreator Newbie

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Argh!
You're not making this easy, you know :)

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9-17-01 5:11am (new)
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LevelZero
Stripcreator Newbie

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Well .. first attempt ..
CC63 - Newbies Galore by LevelZero
9-17-01
Allright. The newbies take over!
Here are our demands
Number One: No fermentically hideously painful initiations
on Two: Make us feel welcome!
RAAAAAAARRRRRR!! I WILL CORNHOLE ALL NEWBIES AS WELCOME!!!
That also means I am accepted in the Church of Arse?

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Ignorance is no excuse

9-17-01 5:19am (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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CC 63 - Ode to the Big Lebowski by gabe_billings
9-17-01
Brad... I know you're trying hard to embrace all these newbies, but do you think it was a good idea to invite them to the party?
Chill out, Cockadile Hunter. What've you got against newbies?
One of those buggers shit on my wife's favorite rug!
Sometimes you need to be tolerant of everyone, no matter how hard they screw up. We all have problems, Dexx.
Umm... You shit on the rug, didn't you?
Yes.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

9-17-01 5:29am (new)
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apejuice
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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newbietastic by apejuice
9-17-01
Bloody hell, These newbies are getting funny.
I know. I'm starting to feel nostalgic for the days when they all begged us to look at their shitfest of comics.
I agree, man. It used to be great in the old days. When newbies knew their place. I miss those days.
I'm going to be much nicer to proper newbies from now on. I really miss their wide eyed innocence.
later
Listen everyone, I'm new here. Please take a look at my comics and tell me if you like them. :-)))
RAAAARR!! WHY DON'T YOU JUST FUCK OFF. YOUR COMICS SUCK ASS YOU GODDAMN NEWBIE FOOL.

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I LIVE!

9-17-01 5:44am (new)
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bunnerabb
Some bloke.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

9-17-01 7:19am (new)
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bunnerabb
Some bloke.

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Shit... rules....

This thing has rules... great.

Alphabetical order... new word... superlative.. mm hmmm, k... yeah... got it....

as soon as I wake up, then I'll make a new comic... or... *zzZZzZZzZ*

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

9-17-01 7:36am (new)
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JrnymnNate
I fling the shoddy polo stick

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ARRG. I made somthing for i saw the rules. ok... i think got it figured out now.

9-17-01 7:47am (new)
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JrnymnNate
I fling the shoddy polo stick

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9-17-01 7:59am (new)
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kramer_vs_kramer
Stripcreator Newbie

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I'm tempted to give extra brownie points if that turns out to be a Transformers:the Movie reference.

9-17-01 8:41am (new)
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BigEvilDan
Comic Overlord

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CC 63: Bad horror movie in three panels by BigEvilDan
9-17-01
hi, i'm new here. do u liek my comics?
hi, i'm new here. do u liek my comics?
hi, i'm new here. do u liek my comics?
hi, i'm new here. do u liek my comics?
Holy shit! We're being invaded by the stupidious newbie clones from Mars!
Just give them each a nail and the problem will sort itself out.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

9-17-01 8:55am (new)
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JrnymnNate
I fling the shoddy polo stick

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I'm tempted to give extra brownie points if that turns out to be a Transformers:the Movie reference.


Um, sorta- its a parody. Weird Al.
AND HERE IT IS for those of you who havn't heard it.
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Put down your chainsaw and listen to me-It's time for us to join in the fight
It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys-It's time to let the bedbugs bite

You better put all your eggs in one basket-You better count your chickens before they hatch
You better sell some wine before it's/its time-You better find yourself an itch to scratch

You better squeeze all the Charmin you can while Mr. Wimpole's not around-Stick your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan

Talk with your mouth full-Bite the hand that feeds you
Bite on more than you chew-What can you do
Dare to be stupid

Take some wooden nickles-Look for Mr. Goodbar
Get your mojo working now-I'll show you how
You can dare to be stupid

You can turn the other cheek-You can just give up the ship
You can eat a bunch of sushi and forget to leave a tip

-Dare to be stupid
Come on and dare to be stupid
It's so easy to do
-Dare to be stupid
We're all waiting for you
Let's go

It's time to make a mountain out of a molehill-So can I have a volunteer
There's no more time for crying over spilled milk-Now it's time for crying in your beer

Settle down, raise a family, join the PTA-Buy some sensible shoes and a Chevyrolet-And party 'till you're broke and they drive you away
It's OK, you can dare to be stupid

It's like spitting on a fish-It's like barking up a tree
It's like I said you gotta buy one if you wanna get one free

-Dare to be stupid (yes)
Why don't you -dare to be stupid
It's so easy to do
-Dare to be stupid
We're all waiting for you
-Dare to be stupid

Burn your candle at both ends-Look a gift horse in the mouth
Mashed potatoes can be your friends

You can be a coffee achiever-You can sit around the house and watch Leave It To Beaver
The future's up to you-So what you gonna do

-Dare to be stupid
-Dare to be stupid
What did I say
-Dare to be stupid
Tell me, what did I say
-Dare to be stupid
It's alright
-Dare to be stupid
We can be stupid all night
-Dare to be stupid
Come on, join the crowd
-Dare to be stupid
Shout it out loud
-Dare to be stupid
I can't hear you
-Dare to be stupid
OK, I can hear you now
Dare to be stupid
Let's go, -Dare to be stupid
-Dare to be stupid
-Dare to be stupid
-Dare to be stupid
-Dare to be stupid
-Dare to be stupid
-Dare to be stupid
-Dare to be stupid
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sorry this post is so god-awful long.

9-17-01 9:03am (new)
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JrnymnNate
I fling the shoddy polo stick

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but It goes along well with Transformers.
"Transformers!(Dare to be stupid!)"
I hated those toys. They broke on me all the time.

9-17-01 9:05am (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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I'm still trying to think of a strip worthy of the word arsetacular.

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9-17-01 9:05am (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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The Old Guard and the CC63 by kaufman
9-17-01
Did you hear? Our thunder's been stolen. Hundreds of newbies crawling out of the woodwork and winning contests. Shall we bring out the Trojan Donkey?
Don't worry, DexX, I've got just the thing to stop their nefarious plot.
I shall hurl a wirthball into each and every one of their windows. I guarantee we won't be bothered after this.
Number twenty wirthball ready to activate, master.
Scenes of ultravandegraffic violence have been omitted.
We wish not to offend our sensitive viewers.

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9-17-01 9:39am (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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CC-LXIII - Arse-capades... by DexX
9-17-01
And welcome back, viewers, to the Church of Arse on Ice, and may I say that this show is truly living up to the hyperbole.
It certainly is, Gabe. I don't know how Big Evil Dan manages to skate so gracefully in that big rubber arse costume... truly arsetacular.
Now we come to the grand finale, the whole congregation, skating in formation, carrying the huge flaming arse. Wait, what's this?
Oh no! DexX has tripped over, starting a chain reaction... everyone has tripped! The big flaming pile of arse is melting the ice! Oh the humanity!
What do you say, Dan? *choke* *glug* Stick with just the telethon next year? *blub*
Yeah... *blub* *choke* Ummm... are you sure this arms-crossed swimming technique really works? *glug*

Nah, I still think arsetacular was wasted...

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9-17-01 9:58am (new)
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flickguy
Senior Comic Technician

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I'm tempted to give extra brownie points if that turns out to be a Transformers:the Movie reference.


Um, sorta- its a parody. Weird Al.
AND HERE IT IS for those of you who havn't heard it.

He asked about it being a TransFormers Movie reference because this song is, indeed, played during the brief battle with the Junkions (Eric Idle!!) and appears on the Soundtrack.

(I need all the brownie points I can get.)

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9-17-01 10:07am (new)
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JrnymnNate
I fling the shoddy polo stick

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Hey, I only watched the TV show and bought the figures. Never saw the movie.
BUT I'll betcha didn't know that the song(dare to be stupid) is on the soundtrack for that movie.

9-17-01 10:20am (new)
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tiger8191
Pink Donkey Wrangler

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The New-bie Generation Diet by tiger8191
9-17-01
Boy Spanling you look great! You're glowing!
DexX you are 100% correct! I feel great too!
How is it that you look so good?
Lately I have been on a new flabtabulous diet!
Really? What kind of diet!?!
Well DexX, my diet consists of eating Newbies! It's their exuberance and lack of sense of humor that gives me the glow that would make pregnant women feel jealous!

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"I know how toast works."

9-17-01 10:21am (new)
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attitudechicka
is never bored.

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2- I'm a stickler for order. So I'd like it if the first words of each dialogue box were in alphabetical order. This doesn't mean you need to use all the dialogue boxes, though.

Whoo hoo another freak like me!

quote:

I'll do the judging Thursday morning, GMT.

Thursday morning comes at a different time in GMT than it does in CST?

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Mediocrity at its most average.

9-17-01 10:30am (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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AND HERE IT IS for those of you who havn't heard it.
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Put down your chainsaw and listen to me-It's time for us to join in the fight
It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys-It's time to let the bedbugs bite
...
You better squeeze all the Charmin you can while Mr. Wimpole's not around-
That would be Mr. Whipple.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

9-17-01 11:13am (new)
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JrnymnNate
I fling the shoddy polo stick

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I know- but I got the whole text off a site.
Mr. Wimpole- that is stupid.
What- you don't think i wrote it all down myself do you?

9-17-01 11:23am (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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I know- but I got the whole text off a site.
Mr. Wimpole- that is stupid.
What- you don't think i wrote it all down myself do you?
Why not use the official Weird Al lyrics site and see how they spell it :-)

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9-17-01 11:30am (new)
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JrnymnNate
I fling the shoddy polo stick

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ah- mucho gracias amigo.

9-17-01 11:32am (new)
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crabby
I have an awesome avatar.

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CC63: This Strip is sooooooo TONY by crabby
9-17-01
Awww man there are way to many newbies in here lately. I better call up Someone to handle this.
Brad I got you on speaker phone. I read through those newbie strips and I thought they were really TONY! But if you really want them gone I got a plan.
STRATEGERY!

9-17-01 2:15pm (new)
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