A new holiday inspired series, leading into the world premiere of the exciting new comic series "Jesus Christ, the Spectacular Son of God," written by Chris Claremont and drawn by John Cassaday.

Marvel Comics Presents "Tales of Nazareth" #85 by UnknownEric 12-14-04

MARY!!! Who is it? Who's there? It's the angel Gabriel, with some great news from God. He just saved a bunch of money on His car insurance by switching to Geico? Are you still there? Hello?

Marvel Comics Presents "Tales of Nazareth" #86 by UnknownEric 12-14-04

The great news, Mary, is that you're pregnant with the Son of God! The son of Bob?!? But I made Bob pull out and everything! Yes, Mary, you are... URGH WHAT? You're supposed to be a virgin!!! Oh. Nobody told me that. Clearly. I mean, did anyone put it in writing for me?

Marvel Comics Presents "Tales of Nazareth" #87 by UnknownEric 12-14-04

Um, Joseph? I have something to tell you... I'm pregnant. But we never had sex!!! How did this happen??? Umm... it's a miracle(?) A miracle? Why didn't you say so? God is great! Phew. Praise God!!!

Oh and by the way... yeah, I know it's pretty offensive. Thanks. :D

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I has a flavor!

So much funny, UE. So much.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Yes, this is good. Very good. *twiddles fingers*

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Very, very good. And it's not just my fingers I'm twiddling.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Teh funney.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I really loved the first one and the story's got plenty of comic potential. Don't fall into the shocking anal rape = funny punchline trap. Don't go blue if you don't have to. Keep it up!

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-