My sister made me a myspace account so I took some pictures of myself today for it.
Warning: I'm very, very sexy. It is not my fault if you destroy your computer with your boner after viewing my pictures.

http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=6454867&friendName=Captain%20Awesome&Mytoken=20041214162035

Uh oh. You need to sign up to see.

It's worth it.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I signed up as get-real@hotmail.com and got no pix of the boink, sexy or otherwise. I checked under captain Awsome and got some mopy chick. Is that you????

Then I tried spelling awesome right and got a few pages of dorks. Any of them you?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I signed up as Gay McGee.

Also, boinky has some nice tits.

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Poop.

Here's a picture of Boinky33:

http://www.chubby-bbw.com/out.php?url=http://www.galleryhost.com/1001650/8/sugarmamas/custom/smv_Ameria_04/&link=gal&s=70

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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx

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AFROMANS MOVE

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I signed up as Gay McGee.

Also, boinky has some nice tits.

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Boinky, you are one of the funniest people alive. Period.

"Oh no, my pants fell down!"

The next one should have been, "Now that they're down, what are we gonna do about this?"

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Boinky, I love you.

You are officially the funniest mother fucker on the planet and now #1 in my heart.

<3

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Thanks, you two.

boinky, you and I need to make more shapefactory comics.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Okay.

You remind me of an even fatter Jack Black.

:(

In "I'm pointing at an idiot" you look a bit like a less fat Marlon Brando. Is that any better?

It's worse.

Oh well. No skin off my nose!

The bus you've got parked on your face?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Consider the source.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.