There must be more people out there like me, the disaffected 20-30yr olds stuck in a soul-crushing office environment. If you enjoy my comics please vote for them. Thanks.

Alien Office -Brainstorming by d_Random 12-08-04

2:00pm at the Office What do you think would happen if I threw my computer monitor out the window? You would probably get fired. What do you think would happen if I threw my computer monitor out the window and hit the boss, killing him? You would get fired and go to jail. What do you think would happen if I threw my computer monitor out the window, hit the boss, killing him. THEN I jump out the window, killing myself? YOU WIN!!!!!!

Alien Office -Plumbing by d_Random 12-08-04

12:00pm at the Office. What are you doing? I'm measuring my desk. I think I'm gonna have a urinal installed in my cubical. That sounds cool. Yeah, don't they have public urinals in Amsterdam? I am feeling very progressive today. I'm a trendsetter. So what are you gonna do if you have to take a dump? That's what Mr. Hungry Wastebasket is for.

Alien Office -Avertising by d_Random 12-08-04

11:00am at the Office AHHHH!!!! NOOO! WHAT!? What is it?! Your 'thing' is hanging out of your fly! Yeah man, advertising the goods. Are you mental?! Well, seeing that I don't have the best personality to attract the ladies, this is 'Plan B'.

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Ha ha. I liked them.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Thanks 'chilla!

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I like, I like. =D

Thanks! Here's another...

Alien Office -Christmas dinner by d_Random 12-07-04

2:00pm at the Office I just took a dump and it smelled like succulent Cornish Game Hen and hot buttered corn on the cob. You are disgusting. No really. I don't understand it. It really smells quite good. You should check it out, stall number one. OK, I was going in there anyway. So what did it smell like. You are an asshole.

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Kickass stuff!

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Use your weapons, they are designed to inflict damage!

Hahaha those are funny!

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

Very good. Welcome to stripcreator and make more.

Thanks everyone!

Alien Office -cleaning by d_Random 12-07-04

1:30pm at the Office That cleaning lady is acting crazy again. What's she doing? She's singing some incohearant babble and people are ignoring her like she ain't doing nothing. Why are you gonna do about? I would report her to human resources, but I fucked her in the janitor's closet last night. touché

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