So I guess the rumored Howard The Duck sequel is going ahead as planned.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU STARIN' AT?"

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

Gay

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

When Fred saw the enormous picture trying to load, he realized it would take forever.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Howard the Duck and Green Goblin from the first Spiderman movie have mated.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

"That's right, that's right! Hot, studly duckmuffin comin' through! Yes, yes, ladies, you can look, but don't touch, 'cause I do the choosin' here. 'Uaaack, 'uaack, 'uaaaack!"

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"Mediocre people do exceptional things all the time." --OK Go

H4W! That's some funny shit, Twi.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

It's hard being an 18th tier Marvel character like O-Duck. The Avengers don't want you, you try to guest in other people's titles and they push you away, you can't even get Bendis to kill you in some sort of crossover event.

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I has a flavor!