You forgot to add that the solstice is actually the 21st.

Damned McWiccans.

Miracle on Martin Luther King, Jr. Blvd. by CHUBBY 12-31-04

Happy Kwanzaa, sister! KWANZAA? Yes. It's an ancient African holiday. I know what it is. It was invented by an American in the 60's. Ah, Happy Kwanzaa, brother!

It be a wonderful life by CHUBBY 12-31-04

Happy Kwanzaa, brother! Hey, cool. Do you get time off for Kwanzaa? No. You're taking a personal day? No. I ain't got no job.

A Visit from St. Ides by CHUBBY 12-31-04

Twas the night before Kwanzaa and all through the hood, Not a creature was stirring but was up to no good. The handguns were flung down the chimney with care, In hopes that the pigs would forget to look there. The children were hunkered thirteen to a room, As visions of malt liquor pierced the gloom.

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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx