A Very GranMarie Christmas by attitudechicka 12-27-04

Here, Mom, Gia sent you these things. Well, what is it? It looks like two red packages. They're Christmas gifts, Mom. You have to unwrap them. Why would my grandaughter want me to unwrap something? Because they're gifts. Oh, for Christ's sake, I'll unwrap them

The Unwrapping (GranMarie Xmas 2) by attitudechicka 12-27-04

I don't think Gia sent me these things just for you to open them. Great. Have at it. What is this? Tape? The government must have put that there. Mom, I'm sure Gia put it there to hold the wrap on. Oh sure, that must be it. That's what they want you to believe. Just open the freaking gift!

Always with the Spy Cams (GranMarie 3) by attitudechicka 12-27-04

Now what is this? A picture of the great grandbaby? I think there's two in there. Well, how the hell do you get this thing open? It's a picture frame, Mom. And from the looks of it, a cheap one. Just lift up the back panel. Oh no, then the spy camera will come out. I'm not opening this. Then you'll never see the second picture.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Good things come in incredibly shitty packages (GranMarie 4) by attitudechicka 12-27-04

Nevermind that. Let's see what else she sent. Okay, here you go. NO! MORE GOVERNMENT ISSUED TAPE! THEY'RE AFTER MY MONEY! Not again. I'm getting some turkey. 2 hours later Look what Gia sent! It's a video of Travis! Let's go watch.

This is the tape that doesn't end (GranMarie5) by attitudechicka 12-27-04

That was even better the 13th time. Let's watch it again! Gia's voice: Here we go. Roll over, baby. Show everyone. Gia's voice: Look at those teeth. You bit Daddy with them, didn't you? Well, say goodbye everyone. Let's watch it again!

Hired Help (GranMarie 6) by attitudechicka 12-27-04

Hey, Dad. So what did Gran think of her gifts? As far as I know, she's still sitting by the TV watching the tape. Well, that will keep her occupied for 3 months so I can make another. Yeah, but next time, send someone else to deliver it. I'm not going to watch the same thing 15 times again. The next Installment of Home Videos... Merry Christmas! It's April. Are you with the government?

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I especially <3 the last one.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

The bit with the tape on the packages is f-bomb-ing hilarious.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

good old stuid relatives :)

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

like drunk uncle Jesley

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.