Why Geeks Don't Play Golf by kaufman 12-28-04

Caddy, hand me my GPS. 196.8214 yards from the pin, 2441.14 mm below the flagstick. Punch up the local weather on my PDA, and let me have a look. Winds from the north-northwest at seven knots. Ok, give me a pi-iron.

Why Mathematicians Don't Play Golf by kaufman 12-28-04

Will you get going, already? You've been standing here for over five minutes! Maybe if we assume a spherical ball...

Why Psychologists Don't Play Golf by kaufman 12-28-04

Yes! I sunk it! I got a birdie! Why do you have such an obsession with putting a small ball into a hole? You do realize the sexual connotations of this action. Do you feel any insecurity or inadequacy in that regard? Tell me about your relationship with your mother.

Why Witches Don't Play at Augusta National by kaufman 12-28-04

Hey sweetie, do me a favor and sweep off the tenth green, will you?

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Damn you, Kaufman, damn you to hell.

And damn me to that same hell so we can hang out and you can make me laugh.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Comics hurt birds in space!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

The first strip reminds me of my brother-in-law. He's a programmer and golf fanatic--do I need to explain any further?

What's his favourite food?

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

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