Wait... I'm confused...

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Stop posting useless shit then.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I bet that happens a lot.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Right you are. Back to your regularly scheduled, endlessly useful shit.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

[list=1][*] I had my first pizza at around age 7 at John's Best Pizza in Norwalk, CT.
[*] My wife and I have a bit of a goal to eat pizza in all 50 states. Nonetheless, for some reason, we blew the opportunity when we were in New Mexico a couple months ago to get that one checked off.
[*] I've had leftover pizza -- both reheated and otherwise -- for breakfast.
[*] In my household, anchovies are known as "stinking fish."
[*] When I was an undergrad, some friends and I called up and ordered a pizza to be delivered to the college president's house. He never thanked us, or anything.
[*] Also in college, I once ate at a pizza place where the crust tasted like Chinese noodles. I do believe I only ate there once.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Thread hurt birds in space!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

1. "49th Precinct" from Harvey's, Belfast
2. "Mighty Meaty" from the "Dirty Shop", Durham
3. Pepperoni and Anchovy from Simply Pizza, Carrickfergus
4. Calzone pizza from that place we went to the night my co-workers at the university got me drunk for the first time, aged 19.
5. "Stromboli" pizza from Pizza Express, UK.
6. Lucy at the Reading Festival, 2001

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

This thread sucks. What nimrod came up with... oh, it was me, drunk.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

You were drunk 1:30 in the afternoon?

http://www.alcoholics-anonymous.org/

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Shouldn't the title be "Best S*x Pizzas You Didn't Know About Tattoo Barbie #stripcreator Sucked?"

Yeppers. It's called "the day after losing another shitty temp job because thier end of year rush is over so see-ya-bye" syndrome.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

6. I really hate pineapple.
5. I've discovered that pizza with a little cheddar or american cheese is better than plain mozzerella.
4. I've worked at a pizza place before. Washing dishes.
3. I actually don't care much for pepperoni pizza, but I'll eat it if there's nothing else around.
2. I actually like Pizza pockets.
1. The most shocking yet: I once ordered a pizza with my girlfriend at the time, and when the pizza came, I didn't botther getting fully dressed after the "fun". I walked up to the door, shirtless, my pants button undone, my hair a complete mess, and my girlfriend mostly hidden, naked, on her couch. The person delivering the pizza? My uncle. I guess that really freaked him out.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.