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Mr. Wonderful
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| Oh, ah lahks de flyin' babies, Miz Doris! Lawdy muhcy, ah sho' does lahks dem flyin' babies! | |
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| Ha, ha, that's nice, DeWilbur. Well, run along now, and tell Mrs. Mumphrey I said hello. | |
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| Ha, ha...oh, that DeWilbur. He sure does go on and on about how much he likes the flying babies. | |
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| Heh-heh, well -- wait a minute. "Flying babies"? Go lie down, Doris. I'm going to have a little talk with Eddie. | |
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| Eddie, did you put LSD in your mother's iced tea again? | |
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| No, Dad. Believe it or not, the flying babies aren't ALWAYS my fault. | |
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| So, Doris -- were they some kind of monster babies? Or, like, superhero babies? Or what? | |
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| No, Ed, they were just regular flying babies. Just like regular babies, only flying around. | |
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| Mrs. Mumphrey, my wife says that she and DeWilbur have been seeing flying babies. I'm very -- | |
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| Oh, ah LAHKS de flyin' babies, Missuh Flonase! Dey sho is CUTE, dem flyin' babies! | |
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| Ah always tells Miz Doris dat ah sees de flyin' babies jus' lahk she do! Dat's nice, ain't it, Mammy? | |
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| It sho is, DeWilbur! You is a nice boy! | |
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| Oh, hello DeWilbur. Look, about these "flying babies" -- | |
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| Oh, yeah! Ah sees 'em, jus' lahk Miz Doris do! Ah sees 'em flyin' all OVAH de place! Lawd hep, ah sho does! | |
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| Doctor...am I losing my mind...because I DON'T see the flying babies? | |
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| What the fuck are you talking about? | |
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| FLY, babies! FLY, FLY, FLY, you cute little darlings! And watch out for CHICKEN HAWKS -- | |
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| Doris, I'm having myself committed. | |
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| ..and perhaps, after extensive, long-term therapy, I'll one day be able to see the flying babies, too. | |
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| Oh, ED! I'll be PRAYING for that wonderful day! | |
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| MY GOD, ED! HOW MUCH MORE OF THIS CAN YOU TAKE? | |
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| I DON'T SEE THE FLYING BABIES YET, DOCTOR! MORE SHOCK TREATMENT! MORE -- YAAARRGGGH!!!! | |
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| ...and I can see flying babies all over the place now, boss. I'm so happy. | |
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| Yeah, well...err...it's great to have you back, Ed...heh, heh... | |
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| Lawdy muhcy, Mistuh Ed! It sho was fun watchin' de flyin' babies wit you an' de missus today! | |
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| Yes, ha-ha, well, come back soon, DeWilbur, and we'll watch them all day long. | |
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| I quit my job today, Doris...so you and I would have more time to -- FLY, babies! THAT'S it -- FLY! FLY! FLY! | |
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| There's MILLIONS of them now, Ed! BILLIONS of them! Enough to... to BLOT OUT the very SKY ITSELF! | |
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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.
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