FTC 53 template by dcomposed 1-20-05

hay you wanna party in the club time to ride dog ride a bike yall were my dogs at

Break all the rules you want. I'll judge in a week or whenever I feel like it.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Heres my entery.

FTC 53: party in the club by Matt_wolfe 1-21-05

hay you wanna party in the club time to ride dog ride a bike yall were my dogs at We may Never Know.

FTC 53: The 5000-channel universe by quodlibet 1-21-05

hay you wanna party in the club time to ride dog ride a bike yall were my dogs at The Budweiser channel. Bud all day, everyday. Where did they move the Playboy channel?

FTC 53: The Freshmaker by quodlibet 1-21-05

hay you wanna party in the club time to ride dog ride a bike yall were my dogs at Mentos! The Freshmaker!

FTC 53: The King of Lame by quodlibet 1-21-05

hay you wanna party in the club time to ride dog ride a bike yall were my dogs at whazzzzzzap nuttin jus watchin the game havin a Bud

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If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.

FTC 53: Suck It by biped 1-21-05

hay you wanna party in the club time to ride dog ride a bike yall were my dogs at word em up yo We will return to "VH1's Tribute To Missy Elliott" after this word from Tampax.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

FTC 53: First Drafts by not_Scyess 1-22-05

hay you wanna party in the club time to ride dog ride a bike yall were my dogs at I don't know, Herman. Maybe you should add a big white whale or something. Yeah, right. Next you'll ask me to add some abient techno and a giant fallus and call it "Moby Dick."

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

when I said a week what I meant was a day.

this one almost won:

FTC 53: The Freshmaker by quodlibet 1-21-05

hay you wanna party in the club time to ride dog ride a bike yall were my dogs at Mentos! The Freshmaker!

this one did:

FTC 53: party in the club by Matt_wolfe 1-21-05

hay you wanna party in the club time to ride dog ride a bike yall were my dogs at We may Never Know.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

RIP, Finish This Comic contest. It was nice knowing you.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

quodlibet gets it if the other guy hasn't done anything in 23 hours and 59 minutes.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

dammit! i wanted to enter this one so bad!

FTC 53: Fromage by BigFrank105 1-24-05

hay you wanna party in the club time to ride dog ride a bike yall were my dogs at i enjoy cheese shut the fuck up

quodlibet is the new winner.

If he doesn't show up in a day not_Scyess gets is.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

"I enjoy cheese"
"Shut the fuck up"

I like it.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Oh. Wow. My opportunities to blight a comic competition extends to FTC now too. Ha. Good thing that urine samples don't need to be submitted in these contests.

Incidentally I'm an XX, not an XY.

Okay, give me a few hours to put up a new FTC template. I'm leaving for an interview tomorrow morning and one of my housemates returned last evening, which entailed a lot of music, alcoholic beverages, and a 3am bedtime.

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If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.

Damn. 3rd place almost meant something!

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Having biped say he enjoyed my comic is much better than winning IMO

ha! oh man biped...brilliance

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