Eat me by CHUBBY 2-02-05

Dude, what happened to you? You got fat! I'm in love! Really? Yeah, she's a gourmet chef. She makes me breakfast in bed, I eat for free at her restaurant... She must be fat as a cow! No, she's gorgeous! She says she just likes men with meat on their bones.

Eat me, too by CHUBBY 2-02-05

I'm looking for Billy. YOU'RE his girlfriend? Holy crap! Billy, your girlfriend's here. Dude, she is smokin' hot! Told ya. Hi, hon. So, you met Jimmy? What'd you think? Too skinny for my taste.

Eat me, three by CHUBBY 2-02-05

What does the horse eat? The horse eats his fodder, Lou. What does his fodder eat? He eats HIS fodder. What if the horse is a mudder? Turn off Abbott & Costello and come to bed, honey.

Eat me 4 by CHUBBY 2-02-05

Honey, I think you're ready now to meet my mother. But I'm nervous. Why? Suppose she doesn't like me? Oh, she will love you. We have very similar taste in men.

Eat me 5 by CHUBBY 2-02-05

You live HERE? Yes, darling. And you and I will be spending the rest of our days here. I dunno. Looks kinda creepy. But no one bothers us out here. And we don't bother anyone. Kinda far from the grocery store. We never run out of things to eat.

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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx

Eat me 6 by CHUBBY 2-02-05

Mother, I want you to meet Billy. My goodness, you're big as a house! Just like my late husband! Late? What did he die of? Uh, eating disorder.

Eat me 7 by CHUBBY 2-02-05

More beer, dear? I'm afraid you'll think me a lush. Oh, nonsense. You're a big man. You can hold your liquor. Well, maybe too big. I'm getting a bit of a beer belly. I think my daughter got a real cutie. I could just eat you up. Maybe I will have that other beer.

Eat me 8 by CHUBBY 2-02-05

When do we eat? Oh, is my big boy hungry? Well, I'm gettin' kinda tipsy on an empty stomach. We're just waiting on my brother. I think I just heard him pull up. Good. I feel kinda-- funny. Say, what's for dinner anyway? You.

Eat me 9 by CHUBBY 2-02-05

Butch, this is my boyfriend, Billy. Pleasure. Waitaminnit. Y'all are-- cannibals? That's right. Now if you'll excuse me..... B-b-b-but why? I don't know. When I was born, Mom ate the placenta and then I guess things just got out of hand.

Eat me X by CHUBBY 2-02-05

Oh, hi, Jimmy. I was looking for Billy. Is he around? No. Nobody's seen him for weeks. It's like he vanished. (*Sigh.) For some reason, I just can't keep a man. I don't understand why not. If I was your boyfriend, I'd never leave you. You'd have to kill me. Say, are you free for dinner tonight? Yesssss!

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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx

The punchlines were funny, but I had to read through eight comics of set up to get to them. That's not a very good set-up:funny ratio.

"I don't know. When I was born, Mom ate the placenta and then I guess things just got out of hand," is a great line, though.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Again, you're probably right.

Wanna be my editor?

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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx

I'm everybody's editor. Everyone who posts in RMDC or CS, anyway.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I liked it. Which is quite scary.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

One of my fav series.