Your user title makes Stripcreator a lot like an RPG. You get to fight off rampant trolls with a +4 sword of 31337n355 and you can PVP in Fights go Here. Eventually, with enough battles, your XP goes up and you attain a new rank. You are currently a level 1 newb, but keep going and you could end up a level 32 Sub-Deity.
Or you could just donate and get the Talisman of Renaming to be whatever you want.
You'll still be a newbie for a while, but hey, you won't always be announcing it with your title.
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