[center][b]Volume One[br]
[u]The Search For Employment[/u][/b]
In which Boorite tries a wide selection of occupations with varying degrees of success.[hr][Click to view comic: 'Up Shit Creek.'] [Click to view comic: 'Questionable Hiring Practices.'] [Click to view comic: 'On Subbing.'] [Click to view comic: 'Seckshual Hairassmunt.'] [Click to view comic: 'Oh My! What A Disaster This Turned Out To Be!'] [Click to view comic: 'First Response? : "Um... yah... um..."'][hr]

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

"Seckshual Harassment" was my favorite. Good show, Artie lad.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I still want to know what the biscuit game is. No one will tell me.

Frankly, I'm starting to think it doesn't really exist.

The Biscuit Game

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

That, sir, is a fucked up game.

Are we sure STRAIGHT kids play this game?

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Shame on Us for All We Have Done. May God Have Mercy on Our Dirty Little Hearts.

I liked these funny comics.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Agreed. I think more people should hop on the boorite bandwagon. Now that the cumflap is AWOL we have a huge boorite void to fill.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

He will be back this week, hopefully. I miss him somethin' fierce!

Umm..err..yeah..whenever he comes back we'll have to beat him senseless, that pissflap!

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

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