Overheard in a Law Library by Jeanster 2-25-05

If I tear up my marriage certificate will I be divorced? Well, sir, let me answer your question with another question. If you tear up your birth certificate will you be dead?

Red Finally Plays SIMS by Jeanster 2-25-05

Hey, I see you finally have the SIMS game. Yep. I notice your SIMS guy is in a one-room tiny house without doors or windows. Yep. He gets zip. No furniture. No food. No entertainment. Nada. His reaction is priceless. I guess I shouldn't be surprised. You used to enjoy tearing wings off of flies. I had to give that up when PETA threatened to come after me.

An Episode of Joan of Arcadia I'd Love to See by Jeanster 2-25-05

God gives Joan her latest assignment. Skip the school dance, Joan. Surprise your neighbors with fresh baked cookies instead. Most of Joan's neighbors, except for one, love the cookies. God, I can't believe she's suing me for delivering cookies to her! Joan is relieved when the lawsuit is dropped after the plaintiff is struck down dead by a bolt of lightning. I usually don't smite people, Joan, but that one was just asking for it. Go, God!

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A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

It's refreshing to finally see good comics in RMDC.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Why, thank you kindly, niteowl.

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A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"

Rough, but fairly good.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Like a piece of amber rubbed against a cloth, there is potential.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I am looking forward to more from you.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Thank you kindly for the feedback, good people.

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A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"

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=D

I especially like this one:

Maura Stuart Physics by Jeanster 2-07-04

Today on Maura Stuart Living Today I'm going to show you how to generate gravitons using simple household rotor turbines. Generating gravitons. They're a good thing. What the fuck are you talking about?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Killer Comics. Mine Suck... *cries*

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Don't shoot me... Yet.