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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Bob's new avant-garde vase was even better after he put the flowers in.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Today's special: filet of whore.

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What others say about boorite!

Unbeknownst to the kindergarten she was entertaining, Jennie's next trick was eating her own ass.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I have no flippant comment, but I'm strangely aroused.

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I has a flavor!

There's nothing strange about it. She's hot. I want to bite the little area of darker skin near her crotch.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Jeff, Timmy, and the rest of the fellows agreed -- Miss Venitucci was the best substitute teacher ever.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Oh cool! They've made a sequel to A Christmas Story!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

God dammit. Kaufman wins again.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

"And item 17 for auction: coffe table with contorsionist that shoots laser beams from her eyes. Early XVI century.We'll start the bids at 10,000 $."

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There was once a man who said:"nothing is true!". Although later it was found out that he was lying.

*fuckin' giggles*

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"Mediocre people do exceptional things all the time." --OK Go

*fuckin' giggles*

whoa. wait. let me clarify. I didn't even know her name was Giggles.

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"Mediocre people do exceptional things all the time." --OK Go

"Why are you on that table?" asked her boyfriend.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

Yep. Still around.

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I has a flavor!

Dammit. Aroused. Not around. Aroused.

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I has a flavor!

This is the "inverted piledriver".

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.