Academy Award Hecklers by suicide_king 3-11-05

I don't know what I did in this life to deserve all this. Well, let's start with having provided unlimited fellatio to Clint Eastwood AND Morgan Freeman. I'm just a girl from a trailer park who had a dream. Hey, you stole that line! Every porn starlett at the Adult Video Awards used that! I am going to start by thanking my husband because I'd like to think I learned from past mistakes. Chad, you're my everything. He's a homo! You're carrying that fag. Trade up, for fuck's sake.

Love it, love it, love it.

Keep it up, you wacky fucker.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I wish I had thought of the "Academy Award Hecklers" concept.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.