The First Rule... by gabe_billings 2-01-01

The first rule of fight club is that you do not talk about fight club. You just did. That doesn't count. Why not? Look, just shut up. This club sounds pretty gay.

Fight club for dummies by boorite 9-20-01

The first rule of fight club is that you do not talk about fight club. And what if I do? Then you and me are gonna fight. But isn't that the whole point?

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Strangely, Rule 7 was never an issue. by evil_d 2-17-01

Alright, let's get this Fight Club thing going! Who's my first opponent? C'mon now! Step up to get beat down! I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum -- and I'm all out of bubble gum! Oh, wait... here's some. Right here in my pocket. Heh. Is this your first night at Fight Club too?

I can't actually remember what Rule 7 is. I think it's about how fights go on as long as they have to.

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What are Those Rules Again? by gabe_billings 9-20-01

All right, maggots. What is the first rule of fight club? Wear clean socks. Wait, no... wear a tie. Bring a dish to pass? Fear, surprise, a ruthless effeciency, and an almost fanatical devotion to the pope? No big saggy bitch tits unless you're Meatloaf? Eight?

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I-ZAK by gabe_billings 9-20-01

The first rule of fight club is you do not talk about fight club. Oh yeah? Well the first law of robotics says that a robot may not harm a human being, or through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm. Really? Damn straight. You're out.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

You mean you're Tyler, right?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

oops

HA another pointless post for me!

You mean you're Tyler, right?

Sorry, I was on vacation

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Get it right!

You missed your period.

hes pregnant

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Skagg missed his period (ack! full stop!), apostrophe, and capitalisation... :)

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That's what I love about these forums: no matter how obvious the set-up, you always find people ready to go for it.

Oh yeah? Well... well... you suck!

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Care to take this to the ICQ thread in General Discussion?

Uuhhrrrmmm... *wracks brain for clever witty response*

No! I mean, okay! I mean... fuck!

*beats brain*

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Never mind. You've bested me in the aforementioned thread.

Too-Many-Rules Club by DexX 9-23-01

The first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is: You do _not_ talk about Fight Club. Three hours later... The two hundred and seventy eighth rule of Fight Club is: You do _NOT_, _EVER_ under _ANY_CIRCUMSTANCES_ even _CONSIDER_ talking about Fight Club. Two weeks later... The eighteen thousand, nine hundred and forty fifth rule of Fight Club is... hey! Where'd the chicken go?

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His name was Robert Paulson...sir by ObiJo 2-08-01

The 1st rule of fight club is No Girls. The 2nd rule of fight club is No Weapons. The 3rd rule of fight club is No Weird Ass Dancing Skeleton Thingies. The 4th rule...ah fuck it, all of you get out.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

The first rule of Fight Club is watch where you're going.

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The first ru by kaufman 9-24-01

The first rule of Short Term Memory Loss Club is ...

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Big Evil Dan does look big and sorta evil when he's standing next to Tyler Durden!

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