[Click to view comic: 'Austin Powers: You Only Shag Twice Trailer']
Yes, I know this doesn't make sense because of Goldmember's ending, so let's say that Goldmember was just a bad dream that Mike Myers had.

[Click to view comic: 'Simpsons Episode Plot #1']
[Click to view comic: 'Simpsons Plot #2; This one could be used for Family Guy too.']
[Click to view comic: 'Simpsons Plot #3']
The three storylines that the Simpsons use over and over and over again.

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Yeah, I like Pokemon! Get over it!

It's true, it's true.

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The tongue licking the ars of pretension.

Tangela? Jeez. Tangela has to be the FUCKING LAMEST POKEMON EVER. That's including Voltorb and Electrode, who are just half-red circles. I mean come on! The guy looks like a plate of putrid spaghetti with pink tennis shoes!

Aside from that, you have neat comics. Good job.

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It's grime time.

Tangela's lamer than Metapod, actually. Even Metapod had the cool buddhist temperment.

Plus, Metapod would evolve into Butterfree eventually and you'd have a really effects-heavy (albeit really lame) fighter. But with Tangela...you're just screwed. There's no hope for you if you have a Tangela. You might as well shoot it, or sell it to Team Rocket. Although, they probably wouldn't take it. I know I wouldn't.

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It's grime time.

*insert comment here*

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I dumb :D

Tangelafan, it's too bad you're only a Tangela fan and not actually Tangela. Then you could show these chumps who's a good fighter.

I like these comics. Especially the first panel of the Austin Powers one. That shouting sure does get old quick.

I don't know/can't remember what you were like before, but I'll believe that you've "gotten a bit better". Keep up the good work.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Actually, I think in one of the games Tangela are pawned at the casino. Although once you have surf you can just swim south and catch one in the fields.

Oh, I know. How about that stupid fucking dog-monkey thing that paints with his tail? Smoogle or something. He was lame.

He was one of the newer ones, right? All the ones they made after the original 150 were beyond lame. Man, the originals owned. I always liked Hitmonlee a lot.

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It's grime time.

How about Zapdos? That bitch was bad-ass.

Thanks for your *cough* comments, everyone. And no Pokemon is completely crap, each one has its strengths and weaknesses. Tangela was the only Grass pokemon in the original 150 that wasn't part Bug, Psychic or Poison. This meant it had the advantage of not being weak against Psychic, but the disavantage of being weak against Poison. It also levels up pretty fast. And if you don't like Pokemon or think it's 'gay', I don't give a flying fuck.

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Yeah, I like Pokemon! Get over it!

Well, if we're all here talking about pokemon in a positive light, we probably don't think it's "gay," do we?

The fact of the matter is is that all of the psychic pokemon in the original 150 were incredibly powered over any pokemon, especially a wimp like Tangela. Besides:

Grass and psychic have no relation whatsoever. You're thinking of pure bug types, who have strength against psychic types.

And no, Tangela does not learn any bug-type moves:

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Constrict
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Bind
Normal

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Absorb
Grass

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Poisonpowder
Poison

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Stun Spore
Grass

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Sleep Powder
Grass

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Slam
Normal

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Growth
Normal

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[Click to view comic: 'Pokemon 1']
[Click to view comic: 'Pokemon 2']
[Click to view comic: 'Pokemon 3']
[Click to view comic: 'Pokemon 4']
[Click to view comic: 'Pokemon 5']

I don't really know much about Pokemon.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Me neither, but it can't be half as good as your world.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Nicely done.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

[Click to view comic: 'Fancy Dress Party']
Remember this comic if a cop comes to complain about the noise.

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Yeah, I like Pokemon! Get over it!