I'm rusty but I have like a year or two worth of new material to draw on.

simple things by JrnymnNate 3-22-05

The company is about to lay us all off. My wife is cheating on me. I can't even find anyone to cheat on her with. My car broke down. The dog died. It's amazing how much better pissing in the water cooler makes you feel.

Relationship Problems by JrnymnNate 3-22-05

There's nothing like a romantic evening out to dinner with a really hot woman you're just getting to know. Until they rub their boner up against you on the way out to the car.

Relationship issues by JrnymnNate 3-22-05

You'll never believe what happened last night Fred. I was in the supermarket and this beautiful woman walks by me, I lost my balance and fell against her. She thought I was groping her. Haha, that sounds like the accident I had last night. What was that? I walked into my wife cheating on me and I punched her in the ovaries.

These are great.

I hope they're not based on experience.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

not really

but i've felt those ways from time to time

Incentive by JrnymnNate 3-22-05

My brain is telling me one thing, but my heart is telling me another. That's precisely why you should tell them to fuck off and just listen to me.

Perspective. by JrnymnNate 3-22-05

Whenever I'm feeling down I do something relaxing like read or watch television. It cools my nerves and eases the tension. Whenever I feel bad I masturbate into a sock.

I sincerely mean this as a compliment--as far as I can remember, those are funnier than any of the strips you deleted. Perhaps now you are ready to make more.

Is this nate or nate's hacker? Either way, they're still funny

I laughed at these, almost all of them in fact.

I feel like a 50's black-and-white housewife should be standing, hands on hips, maybe dishtowel in hand, shaking her head saying, "Oh, Nate!".

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.