Words Cannot Explain by cpausti 3-29-05

Hey mister, why are you nailing your head? My life is terrible. Oh, quit whining. Try being a kid, asshole. My girlfriend bought us tickets to an Ashlee Simpson concert. Carry on.

Words Cannot Explain 2 by cpausti 3-29-05

Good morning, Sir. Sonny, I need you to run me an errand. What is it? Something really important? Involving tons of money? Do I have to go through a life-risking task to accomplist it? Will there be blood-thirsty tigers? Purchase a sweater for my daughter, from "Ross Dress For Less!"

Words Cannot Explain 3 by cpausti 3-29-05

On the Phone.... Nah man, I don't really wanna go with you and your dad camping. Are you sure? Yeah, I think I'll just stay home. Your Loss!!! Ready Dad??!?

Hope you like them.

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons

I do like them. The punchline in the second one doesn't really make sense, I think -- it seems like the real joke there is in the second panel, and the third is just filling space. But the other two are pretty good. Welcome to Stripcreator.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Good stuff, made me smile

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I dumb :D

like shooting fish in a barrel by cpausti 3-29-05

You're going down, evil villian! What are YOU, gonna do to ME? I shall de-feet you. HaHaHa. Shall I slap a block of Velveeta on there, buddy?

Words Cannot Explain 4 by cpausti 3-29-05

Hey man, what's up? Eh, nothin'. You? Just eating a sandwich. Lucky. I wish I could eat, but I'm on a diet. You WERE born with a Y chromosome, weren't you?

Here are some more.

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons

I love that first one. Genius.

Read these damned comics:

Remembrance by cpausti 3-30-05

Hey, what'cha readin' in English? "Ender's Game." Ha, I read that in sixth grade. Isn't that the same year you cried over that Pokemon Energy Card? What's it to you? Your dignity.

Experience in this Area. by cpausti 3-30-05

We're probably the last survivors on Earth. You think so? I'm almost sure of it. Too bad there's no way to repopulate, eh? You've obviously never met me.

Title Unknown. by cpausti 3-30-05

Oh no! I hope my wife is still alive! Honey! Thank god! I thought I'd never see you again! Oh my god, what radiation has done to you! WHAT HAPPENED!? You grew a thirteenth pharynx!

And enjoy them.

-Cpausti

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons

Wrong Picture by cpausti 3-30-05

Hello, Father. I'd like to set the date for my marriage. Oh my word... No! No way I would host such a marriage in my church! Sorry honey. He must hate gays.

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons

Fun with Money by cpausti 3-31-05

Woo! I won the lottery! Why are you staring at MY money? Look man! I ain't givin' to beggers! Actually, I was staring at your organs.

April Fool by cpausti 3-31-05

Woaaah man, that plane TOTALLY slammed into you! It even exploded! HAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! Can we go to the hospital? They aren't open on April Fool's.

You all should rate these, before they grow mold and I am forced to eat them.

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons