A pointless comic that reflect the childhood of JConstantine by joo_joo 4-01-05

Constantine's child hood... Tweet...tweet.. cat?........................... ...A few minutes later... *News just inn, you're living in hell!!!111 *OMG...I'm living in hell!?!, Oh gee, what am I gonna do!? Don't touch this... Who's that asian girl, she arrived half an hour ago and she's still there....freak. This is a really good movie!

This is my bro's comic...

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(:) WarRior (:)

I think my bro did a good job, I think it's brilliant...

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(:) WarRior (:)

Come on, tell me this ain't funny...

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(:) WarRior (:)

Surely you can see that for yourself.

And the fact that I enjoyed Constantine doesn't help me laugh either.

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Thar's a snake in mah boot!

Meh, I like it.

But then, nobody reads my comics...so I guess...that tells you all...something...

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If you like it so much, why don't you marry it?

This comic was too esoteric to be funny.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

How is a movie that came out less than two months ago considered esoteric? Does pop culture move THAT fast these days?

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Thar's a snake in mah boot!

Dictionary.com sez:

quote:

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es·o·ter·ic ( P ) Pronunciation Key (s-trk)
adj.

1.[list=a][*] Intended for or understood by only a particular group: an esoteric cult. See Synonyms at mysterious.
[*] Of or relating to that which is known by a restricted number of people.[/list]
2.[list=a][*] Confined to a small group: esoteric interests.
[*] Not publicly disclosed; confidential.[/list]

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[Greek esterikos, from ester, comparative of es, within. See en in Indo-European Roots.]

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You're making no sense, my good man.

I just thought it was kinda wierd, i don't know Constantine though

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I dumb :D

How about....I marry...................your mom.

"No I'm sorry son, I WON'T teach you to play baseball."

"YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD! I HATE YOU!"

"Baseball sucks, that's all I'm saying."

That's totally what it'd be like, admit it.

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