Damnit, now this sucks. Mitch Hedberg was one of the best standup comedians going these days. Unsuprisingly, he died of an overdose.

For anyone who doesn't know who he is, you probably have heard him before. He's this guy:

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Poop.

This could put a crimp in his career.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Nah. Look at Elvis. He's never been more popular. And Rodney Dangerfield has done his best work since he died.

I had to check the date and make sure this wasn't an April Fool's joke. Wow, that sucks. I know he was going through some troubles but that's just disappointing.

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Mitch hedburg ruled.

Was he deaf, or really hard of hearing or something? I've never gotten a difinitive answer on that one.

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