Damnit, now this sucks. Mitch Hedberg was one of the best standup comedians going these days. Unsuprisingly, he died of an overdose.

For anyone who doesn't know who he is, you probably have heard him before. He's this guy:

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Poop.

This could put a crimp in his career.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Nah. Look at Elvis. He's never been more popular. And Rodney Dangerfield has done his best work since he died.

I had to check the date and make sure this wasn't an April Fool's joke. Wow, that sucks. I know he was going through some troubles but that's just disappointing.

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Jokes I didn't write #1 by Kaddar 6-29-03

Mitch Hedberg #1 On a traffic light green means go and yellow means yield but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead and red means where the fuck did you get that banana at...

Jokes I didn't write #2 by Kaddar 6-29-03

Mitch Hedberg #2 I went to the park and saw this kid flying a kite. The kid was really excited. I don't know why, that's what they're supposed to do. Now if he had had a chair on the other end of that string, I would have been impressed.

Mitch hedburg ruled.

Was he deaf, or really hard of hearing or something? I've never gotten a difinitive answer on that one.

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