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What others say about boorite!

This is a tragedy.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Wow, those Mothers Against Drunk Driving are really really M.A.D.D.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

and one million for my homies

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I dumb :D

That was some Tailgate Party. Y'know, the kind of party that the Boston Tea Party was.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

It takes a hell of a lot of bait to catch frat boys these days.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Now that's what I call alcohol abuse.

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What others say about boorite!

Sorry, I was trying to use the forklift again...*

*I worked a summer in a beer distribution warehouse. Whilst attempting to use the forklift once, I dropped a whole shitload of Budweiser cases. I didn't feel too bad, because it was Budweiser.

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I has a flavor!

The aftermath of the Saint Patricks Day parade

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I dumb :D

99,386,485 bottles of beer on the truck,
99,386,485 bottles of beer,
You take one down and pass it around,
99,386,484 bottles of beer on the truck.

99,386,484 bottles of beer on the truck,
99,386,484 bottles of beer,
You take one down and pass it around,
99,386,483 bottles of beer on the truck.

99,386,483 bottles of beer on the truck,
99,386,483 bottles of beer,
You take one down and pass it around,
99,386,482 bottles of beer on the truck.

99,386,482 bottles of beer on the truck,
99,386,482 bottles of beer,
You take one down and pass it around,
99,386,481 bottles of beer on the truck.

99,386,481 bottles of beer on the truck,
99,386,481 bottles of beer,
You take ... AW FUCK IT!!!!!
22 bottles of beer on the truck.

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Another alcohol-related traffic accident.

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What others say about boorite!

This still does not answer the age old question "why did the chicken cross the road"

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I dumb :D

Crocodile Hunter: KRIKEYS Isn't this a tragedy, the ferrel beers will migration has been interrupted when they tried to cross this busy road, this certainly will put a damper on their population.....*licks road while masterbating*

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I dumb :D

A rare photo of the wild beer during mating season.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

"And the beer..." Fuck, I don't know. LORD, you can take Hunter S. Thompson, you can take the Pope, but why?! WHY?! WHY THIS LORD, WHY?!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

"Whew, if this was any beer but Grolsch this would have been a tragedy."

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

looks like their attempt to free the people failed

Even Corona?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Q: How many beers does it take to make Camilla Parker Bowles look attractive?

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

This is what happens when you tell Grolsch drinkers that they're full of Schlitz.

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This thread is destroyed.

Looks like Kaufman's got some competition.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.