I promise, I'll never call them that again. Here are a few, read, enjoy, etc.

what intelligent reasoning leads to by cpausti 4-06-05

"Warning: Caps filled with real black gunpowder." Woo, we'd better be careful. Well, it doesn't say, "Warning: Do not fill gun with gasoline." True.

Angry Neighbor by cpausti 4-06-05

2:00 a.m. God Damned Hiccups

Just a Few by cpausti 4-06-05

C'mon, laddy. I just need a few. This isn't money, they're preserved, compacted tuna cubes. Just a few.

You should also check out "Creepiest random layout ever." It's nothing, but it startled me into laughter.

-Cpausti

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Jesus Don't Take No SHIT! by cpausti 4-06-05

OH! JESUS CHRIST IT STANKS ASS IN HERE!

In the first panel, change "IS" to "IT."

-cpausti

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"Jesus Don't Take No SHIT!" and "Angry Neighbor" were on the funnier side of "just okay," but "what intelligent reasoning leads to" and "Just a Few" were so funny I'm going to nominate you for King of the Newbies anyway. Brilliant.

You have too many I liked to fit in one post, but some other brilliant ones are

Words Cannot Explain by cpausti 3-29-05

Hey mister, why are you nailing your head? My life is terrible. Oh, quit whining. Try being a kid, asshole. My girlfriend bought us tickets to an Ashlee Simpson concert. Carry on.

Words Cannot Explain 3 by cpausti 3-29-05

On the Phone.... Nah man, I don't really wanna go with you and your dad camping. Are you sure? Yeah, I think I'll just stay home. Your Loss!!! Ready Dad??!?

Remembrance by cpausti 3-30-05

Hey, what'cha readin' in English? "Ender's Game." Ha, I read that in sixth grade. Isn't that the same year you cried over that Pokemon Energy Card? What's it to you? Your dignity.

Title Unknown. by cpausti 3-30-05

Oh no! I hope my wife is still alive! Honey! Thank god! I thought I'd never see you again! Oh my god, what radiation has done to you! WHAT HAPPENED!? You grew a thirteenth pharynx!

Wrong Picture by cpausti 3-30-05

Hello, Father. I'd like to set the date for my marriage. Oh my word... No! No way I would host such a marriage in my church! Sorry honey. He must hate gays.

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Fun with Money by cpausti 3-31-05

Woo! I won the lottery! Why are you staring at MY money? Look man! I ain't givin' to beggers! Actually, I was staring at your organs.

April Fool by cpausti 3-31-05

Woaaah man, that plane TOTALLY slammed into you! It even exploded! HAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! Can we go to the hospital? They aren't open on April Fool's.

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So, does "not_Scyess" = "Scyess"?

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The declarative form of that statement would be logically impossible.

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As said before, you're too good to be a newb. Straight into my favorites list you go. keep it up

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There was once a man who said:"nothing is true!". Although later it was found out that he was lying.

very well written and funny = your comics

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I dumb :D

BTC 25: Remembrance by cpausti 4-07-05

Hmm, what's on TV today... "NEXT ON MSNBC... Remembering our beloved Pope John Paul II..." EW! News! Time for some Nickelodeon! "Next on Nick! Remembering our beloved Pope John Paul II..." This is all your fault.

Myspace ruined the world by cpausti 4-11-05

Haha, dude check this out! Yeah? How gay does this guy look? How can you tell? Actually, he kind of looks like a mixture of you and this other guy I know. Ass.

Yes, I realize I used "remembrance" twice. I'll use it again if I have to. Don't push me.

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Remembrance was quite good, anyway.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? by cpausti 4-13-05

Hey Jason, whatcha readin'? Just finishing up "To The Lighthouse" by Virginia Woolf. Get the hell away from me.

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I've got a few new ones unworthy of being posted (IMO)but are still worth clicking a few times for. I trade love for response. (and enter BTC 26 for Christ's sake.)

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Suma Cum Laude by cpausti 4-17-05

Hey, my graduation invitations came in the mail! Really? How do they look? Pretty good. They gave me way too much tissue, though. For all of the "cum."

Too Dumb for a Monkey by cpausti 4-19-05

Okay, I'm just going to turn it on to see the problem for myself. Hmm... oh. Here it goes. Welcome!

Heaven Ain't a Thing by cpausti 4-19-05

I got baptized for THIS?!

I've been comtemplating making some political strips. Probably not a wise idea, eh?

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I don't like political strips, but do what you like.

I still like you, even though I didn't get your last two comics.

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For some reason, I had a monkey repair the computer. "Welcome!" is AOL, and AOL ruins everything. And the guy's in line for heaven and satan is in front of him. Both originally random-comic-layouts that I just worked from.

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There's nothing wrong with political humor, as long as it's funny. I'm of the opinion that you should make whatever strips you think would be funny and that being happy with your own creation(s) should be first priority. Getting positive feedback from others (and not necessarily folks here) is a bonus.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Title Unknown was the best one

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Comin' soon

Quite good.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Speak to Me by cpausti 4-20-05

Why the fuck does everyone think you are a mime? Oh.

Breathe in the Air by cpausti 4-20-05

Ahhh. Don't you love taking walks? All of the things to do, places, and people to see. MMMaaaahh. And the fresh air. Ahh. Just take a deep breath of it. I would, but all this carbon monoxide is in the way.

Angry Baby by cpausti 4-20-05

Stupid baby. I can't believe I have to babysit you. Is that so? Why don't you go fuck yourself. WOAH! You can talk! No shit, dumbass. What else can you do?! Go get Dad's shotgun, I'll show you.

Side Effects by cpausti 4-20-05

Someone needs to end underwater nuke testing.

Here are a few more. Hope you like 'em.

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I really laughed at "Just a few." Funny!

Just in case someone was wondering, those last four were random-comic-layouts. That's why they sucked.

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I thought the last 4 were great.

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I don't want to start a new thread... so i'll continue this one.

Fun with Censorship by cpausti 4-24-05

Are you ready? Supposedly tonight on NBC they're showing the guy who used too much Enzyte's weiner. Y'know, the FCC use some weird effects these days.

How Good it Feels

I heard that people who make one panel comics are retarded cripples. Is that why we're staring at him?

by cpausti, 4-25-05

Fun with Remote Controls by cpausti 4-25-05

Are you ready to watch "Ryan Seacrest Sings it His Way?" Uh--n-no.. we lost the r-remote. Y-you go upstairs and watch and I-I'll look for it. huuuuuhhh.... ahh. A remote up the ass is better than that shit.

"Celebrity" Phone Line by cpausti 4-26-05

The next calla gets to talk t' me, Snoop D-o-double-g! *RING RING RING* Alright! The next caller gets to talk to me, Tom Cruise! *RING RING RING* Hey Hey! The next caller gets to talk to me, Ryan Seacrest!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just so you know... I hate Ryan Seacrest.

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I've never heard of Ryan Seacrest.

Your comics are still good, though.

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That buttnose host of American Idol.

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