He knew the super size me diet would get to him one day...poor Froo-froo

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I dumb :D

The ghetto litter box.

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I has a flavor!

McDonald's opens its first restaraunt in China.

"NOW tell me that your cat doesn't keep eating all my fries, motherfucker?"

"I want a refund. This cat is just regular size, if that."

And I'll get to it before anyone else does:
"CAN YOU SUPER-SIZE THAT PUSSY?!"

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Regulations limiting the amount of animal hair in food products are shockingly lax.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Nearing the end of his 30 day long experiment, Morgan Spurlock was 'litterally' "Shittin Kittens"

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

The new McPussy

"Caution: Filling may be hot."

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What others say about boorite!

This must be yours, Alf.

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown