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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

What the hell is it?

The Hendersons liked to get little Billy ready for the family photo by pummelling his face for an hour a few days before the shoot.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Little did Mikey know that the Down's syndrome girl he picked up wasn't on the pill.

Many thought little Jeb was a Mongloid. Little did they know he was a baby savant who could fart out Prime Numbers.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

Years later, Jeff would peruse his mother's photo album, selecting photos for destruction. Little did he know, the bitch had already emailed this one to fifty of her closest friends. In Nigeria.

Happy little bastard.

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What others say about boorite!

Furture employee of SarCan

boinky?

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I has a flavor!

Miniature Krushev.

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There was once a man who said:"nothing is true!". Although later it was found out that he was lying.

Timmy knew his acting career would never take off when, despite his flawless audition, he lost the lead roll in Basic Instinct to Sharon Stone.

Andre the Giant's sperm was so powerful that even after death he impregated several random women.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Even though I've never read any of his comics, I'm putting Externalization on my favourites.

"I JUST SHIT MYSELF!"

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I dumb :D