Yeah, so anyway, I don't know if I'm funny or not. I think it could just be my indecisiveness speaking, but then again I'm not so sure about that. No characters or anything, just carefully ordered randomness.

One Fine Day by breakdancingrobot 4-19-05

Hello, is anybody there? I'm here to inform you of a life of fulfillment through Jesus Christ. Ooh, I want to learn about Christ! Thank you Jesus.

Spencer The Unfortunate Comic by breakdancingrobot 4-19-05

So anyway, I just got back from 5 years in prison for hosting a child pornography ring, and the food was SO BAD that I had to give it two cartons of cigs just so it wouldn't violently rape me. Ahem. Violently rape me. Is this thing on?

Filter Is The Worst Band Ever by breakdancingrobot 4-20-05

**** **** **** **** **** ****.... Weird, it's like he's speaking some kind of alien language or something. No, I just have the filter on. I'll turn it off real quick. So anyway, I was watching Oprah last night and Suzie Orman was on and she was giving all of this great advice... TURN IT BACK ON! TURN IT BACK ON!!! I'M TRYING!!!

The Creation of Quiet Riot or Ratt or Winger or Krokus... by breakdancingrobot 4-20-05

One fateful day in 1985... Look, your music is alright, but I think you need a better look. Something... original. Something... spectacular. Hmmm... I'll see what I can do. YEOW! I'm a rock stereotype! You're gonna be big, kid. ALRIGHT!

I Can't Believe I Made a Pun-Based Comic. Kill Me Now. by breakdancingrobot 4-20-05

What the hell was that? A running joke. ... Yeah, I didn't get it either.

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I thought two of them were quite funny. Anyone guess which?

"Filter" and "The Creation." Those are the ones I liked. The others weren't that great, but they show great potential. I'm looking forward to more.

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I too like "Filter" and I also like "I can't Believe" for some odd reason. "Filter" though, I think would be funnier if the guy said something different. I get the joke, but what he's saying could be a little better.

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My two were Filter and Spencer. Even though they don't have anything that could reasonably be called jokes, there's a certain humorous aura about them.

You're not funny. Sorry.

But your strips are :-p

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Aah, Algirdas, you made my heart sink then trampoline back up to the top of my chest. Consequently, the medical bills will cost you a pretty penny.

Thank you much for the feedback. Hari, what would you have in mind for "Filter?" Personally I like how it's worded because of my intense hatred for that glorified sea cow Oprah and her accomplice in inaninty Suzie Orman.

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Well damn, now I'm gonna hafta go through my freakin' penny jar. I'm sure I have a decent looking one in there somewhere....

I tell ya, insurance costs are outta control, if they're now being picky about the money they!

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...about the money they want!

**sigh** Time for Mr. Algirdas to take another trip to the memory doctor, before he omits any more words from his sentences.

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I liked them. Keep it up.

Okay, here's the next 5 I did. I tried to stay away from sexual jokes and references. Not that those are bad, but I'm going to try and keep those to a 1-5 ratio or something, because I'll end up not making my comics varied enough. I'm quite fond of some of these, but I liked my first batch better.

Political Satire on a Desert Island by breakdancingrobot 4-20-05

So... How long have we been on this bloody island? Please don't let him talk about politics. Please, anything but politics. Politics. I'm going to gore you.

Political Satire on a Desert Island (2) by breakdancingrobot 4-22-05

Sorry for that last outburst; we need to learn to get along since we're going to be stranded here for a while. Yeah, let's just stick to discussion about popular entertainment or something. That Jessica Simpson is pretty hot. Yeah, I'd tap it. Not me. I heard that she had an abortion. My lawyer is going to gore you.

The Original(?) Odd Couple by breakdancingrobot 4-20-05

Okay, Shelia's a nun, and Lucifer is the prince of darkness. Alright, so they get an apartment in upstate New York. Sheila keeps wanting to raise a family, but Lucifer insists that torturing souls in Hell is enough work as is. Oh, and he leaves the toilet seat up all the time. Okay, stop right there. This is just the kind of program we want here at Fox. Score.

The Atkins Diet is a Nutritional Joke by breakdancingrobot 4-21-05

Cartoon Celebrity Weight Loss Stories: Garfield So, how did you do it? How did you manage to lose all of that extra Garfield? Hahaha. Well, Chris, I just got myself onto a high protein Atkins diet. The pounds practically slid off. High protein diet? So you ate lots of meat I gather? Of course, Chris; meat is an invaluable source of protein. But I thought Jon would only give you crummy cat food and lasagna. He wouldn't dream of giving you meat. Come to think of it, where is Jon? I haven't seen him in weeks. This interview is over.

Chicken Little: One Million Years BC by breakdancingrobot 4-22-05

THE SKY IS FALLING! THE SKY IS FALLING! What a drama queen. He's probably just pissed 'cause you ate most of his family.

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Desert Island (2) was a bit iffy, but the rest were wonderfully fabulous. I still like you!

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Overall, I give them a "hell yeah".

And look! I remembered to include all the words my sentences this time!

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The first Desert Island one is awesome and has been rated accordingly. Welcome to stripcreator, you'll fit in fine here.

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I figure a few more comics can warrant a bump. I feel that my material is steadily declining in humor value. It's projected that I'll reach Ohayou Ohio status in 2008.

Anime For Realists by breakdancingrobot 4-22-05

That's it Dark Lord Monimuro! I have trained 15 years since my father's death, and now I will defeat you! Here it comes... Secret technique: Hyper Super Neo Atta- You know, these battles would be a lot harder if these chumps weren't so damn wordy.

Jimmy Pinkerton's Low Standards by breakdancingrobot 4-25-05

Alright! Finally, my Sexbot 5000 has arrived! HELLO MASTER. HOW MAY I SERVICE YOU? Hold on a minute. First of all, you don't even look partially human. Second of all, I'm pretty sure you're a dude. WOULD YOU PREFER TO DEPOSIT SPERM INTO MY VOCAL ORIFICE OR MY EXHAUST HOLE? ...Exhaust hole.

Happy Endings by breakdancingrobot 4-29-05

Ok, so a horse walks into a bar... I'm a cow. Err... right... I've always been so bad at this... *sigh* Screw the icebreaker, I'm just going to come out and say it. Do you want to go back to my place or what? Sure, but you better not be thinking about a horse when we're going at it.

LAN Party by breakdancingrobot 4-30-05

I've got the flag! Cover me! COVER ME! HOLD ON! I HAVE TO GET THE FLAK CANNON! Outside... Man, those guys are nerds. You know, to them, we're the nerds. Freaky. I know; I feel like I'm in an episode of the Twilight Zone.

Flatulence Symphony by breakdancingrobot 4-30-05

*Squeak* Virgin. *Squeak* Virgin. *Squeak* Virgin. *BRRRRAAAAPPP* Whoops. Haha, who took your virginity? Sorry, I was raped by El Chico.

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Funny shite mang

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...and I still like you!

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