Performance Review Time by Spankling 4-26-05

Nice work on the Johnson account, Maura. I'm putting you down for Exceeds Expectations! Thank you, sir. And by that I mean of course, nice tits. Of course, sir.

Dig out your Performance Review stories and make comix. I need a work laugh.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

On a similar note the ones Scott Adams has been doing recently are well worth a look (in case anyone here doesn't get them daily...)

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

Dollar Tree Review by attitudechicka 4-27-05

Everything's $1 Well, Gia, you can put out 30 cases of merchandise an hour... Everything's $1 But you still can't seem to get people to understand that everything is $1, so you're only putting in 20% effort.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Office Politics VI by PhreakyChinchilla 4-07-05

Hello, Boss. I've come to see if you're doing any actual work. Okay.. well..as you can see.. Silence! I can see fine on my own. ... It appears to me that you don't do shit here, slacker.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Work V][ by Scyess 12-04-04

You'll have to come into work this weekend. ...but I don't even do anything during the week... I guess you're not doing nothing fast enough. Just so you know, I would pitch you such a rant if I had a life outside of work.

Work |X by Scyess 12-16-04

Hey, boss. I have a question about my timesheet. Shoot. Slept three hours late today, but I didn't accomplish any less than if I'd actually been here. How should I report my time? Record it as "Christmas" and make sure you show up here on the 25th. Uh, Christmas is on a Saturday this year. And that's important... why?

I realize these are only vaguely performance-review related.

The rest of the series are even less so.

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"Old" is the old new.

My Job Performance Review set

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Thanks. I needed that.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

You're welcome, spanks. :)

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Think classy, you'll be classy.