Has anyone ever had a drunken night where they gave out the secret plot of their book to a total stranger... made a pass at their best friend's girl-friend... pissed out the second story window of a friend's house... and ended the night by telling that house-owning friend off and walking a mile?

Boy, I sure did! And now I'm being punished for it by feeling like shit and throwing up purple sludge this morning. Wow, I can't wait until school ends.

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In Scotland we call days like that "Tuesday".

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Dad was flammable

*sob*

I feel like a bigger nob than andydougan did when he drank too much and posted a lot of dumb messages about it on RMDC and General Discussion.

Well... not quite. Still, I have a situation now that has to be remedied.

Christ... what did I say to that one Korean girl that's making me cringe so much? WHAT?!

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Uh oh... I may have told half the party about that girl who's sleeping with that professor (see 'Hypothetical Question').

And I buddied it up with some kid I've always hated ... gave him my number, told him we should "hang" and worst of all... gave him my employer's number and said he could help him get a job. ARRRRGH!

... I want to move to Scotland and be with degenerates who can keep up with my madness. I want to crawl under a giant beer keg and never face anyone at my college again. I want to hang myself with a funnel tube.

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Move to Scotland, or hang yourself with a funnel tube... hmm, you've got a tough choice to make there.
I'd go with the funnel tube, but that's just me.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

livejournal.com

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I want to be a banished to a cold, dark, dreary place where no one will ever find me again. Scotland fits the bill.

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Don't you have some boys to have sex with?

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You should talk to jes if you need help getting over there.

No your dad is out of town.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

ZING! But more of a zing on Jes.

This thread is now officially awesome.

Hey Flate, did you at least get some from the friend's girl?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

No, but she definitely hates me now. I offered to drive her home when I was drunk, and apparently that doesn't strike girls as chivalrous nowadays.

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Last time I had one of those nights, I bit a beer glass and bewed on teh pieces then spit them on the bar, broke my knuckle missing someones head that looked at my dick in the can, puked on every storefront window down main street i could, took a pitcher of vodkacran and threw it at a police car, the rest of the night was fuzzy, i woke up in the drunk tank though for some reason.....dam vodka

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I dumb :D

Hmmmn... Yes, I suppose it could be worse then.

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You could have awoken to find that you are flipynif1?

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Wait, are you in HS or college, inflate?

Guess and I'll tell you whether you're right or not.

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I think he's in the gutter.

I think he's still in the Junior High.

I am supposed to be a senior in College...

Emphasis on "supposed."

Sometimes I feel old. Then I see andydougan's sig and that makes everything better.

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Can I start calling you Intoxicatable_Man?

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

kaufman, you can call me anything you want.

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including "bitch"?

Hmmn... kaufman can. If you call me that I will defecate on your person.

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Welcome to the club, Inflate. I knew you'd come around someday.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.