Anyone who's ever played ANY Megaman game, even with invincibility on, knows that SPIKES ARE FRIGGING EVIL.

If I were Dr. Wily, I would just make a robot and cover him in spikes. Then I'd program in a random move generator so he wouldn't go in the same moronic patterns, and send him to kill Rockman, Roll, Blues, Beat, and yes, even fucking Forte. That traitorous bastard!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

And if I were Megaman, I'd use that teleportation ability I had to straight to the boss of the level, instead of facing an array of spikes, pits, and lesser robots. I also wouldn't destroy the plans of the weapons I collected at the end of each game.

Obviously his entire universe is a little lacking in intelligence.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

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And if I were Megaman, I'd use that teleportation ability I had to straight to the boss of the level, instead of facing an array of spikes, pits, and lesser robots. I also wouldn't destroy the plans of the weapons I collected at the end of each game.

Obviously his entire universe is a little lacking in intelligence.

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It's established fact that Megaman X can't actually be completed unless you're using an emulator so you can save, or are God. And even he has trouble.

Acualy, I almost beat Mega Man X right up to the very last boss and his stupid dog.
THAT was imposible.

Fuckin' geeks

This fucking geek thinks your fucking strips suck arse.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

This fucking geek concurs.

This fucking geek farts in your general direction.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

They do not even rise to the level of arse-sucking.

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What others say about boorite!

If I were Megaman I would give Light the finger and tell him to fuck himself, then teleport to Hawaii.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

This fucking geek thinks that if you don't know how to put on a seat belt he'll get tommy to come back there and hit you on the head with a tackhammer because you are a RETARD! This fucking geek also thinks that if he were megaman he would go around shooting fireballs at boy bands. DAMN THOSE GUYS AND THEIR DOUCH BAGGERY!!!

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Don't make me send Joey Fatone to come and kick your ass.

*YOU* know the last names of boy band members?

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Thats scary. Most of us dont even know their first names.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

No. You're supposed to leave the system on. The system stays on always. If it overheats and you lose your place, that's all part of the Zen of the game.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

*You* recognized a name as being that of a boy band member?

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This is not my empire.

*You* should be smart enough to realize that they have made DOZENs(well, not dozens)of comics about the boy band member named joey.

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