No reason whatsoever. Though it does proove I should've just gone to bed an hour ago.

Why I hate "Liberals" by Scyess 5-03-05

Damn foreigners, taking away good Amer'can jobs. Outsourcing should be illegal. If it weren't for outsourcing, that 70% polyester shirt you got at Wal-Mart would've cost $86.50. Raise the minimum wage! Okay, $126.50.

Why I Hate Conservatives by Scyess 5-03-05

Know what the problem with this country is? No one's a God-fearin' Christian anymore! Yes. That whole "freedom of religion" thing really is inconvenient, isn't it? You're going to burn in Hell! In the afterlife you can give me a big "I told you so." Right now how 'bout you just fuck off?

Why I Hate Everyone by Scyess 5-03-05

I tell ya... everyone's walkin' around today with their heads up their ass! What? Nothin' fancy to say, you high-tone turd? It's taking every ounce of yer concentration to not correct the number agreement in that sentence, ain' t it? ...and now a split infinitive! You bastard!

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"Old" is the old new.

You should have put this in "Fights Go Here."

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons

Yeah that is the best place to showcase comics.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

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Dad was flammable

Teh awesome.

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Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.

Self-conscious nihilism.

I've got to agree with andy... except for the number of stars these comics get.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

One BILLION STARS!!!

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Shame on Us for All We Have Done. May God Have Mercy on Our Dirty Little Hearts.

If there is a Scyess, and a definitive not_Scyess, don't you two technically cancel each other out, ceasing to ever have existed in the first place?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Nah, I think there's a Scyess OR a not_Scyess. So they're extant by definition.

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