My Garfield Stage

Backdoor Buddies 1 by Spankling 5-05-05

What a great morning! I go out and nearly catch the squirrel! Then I pee on his tree while he chatters at me! What fun! While you were out I pooped on your food. And it keeps getting better and better! No charge.

Backdoor Buddies 2 by Spankling 5-05-05

Hello cat. Hello food. I’m going to tell all the birds how you hide under the lilac bush. Fine. The bones of your newborn are more tender anyway.

Backdoor Buddies 3 by Spankling 5-05-05

We should band together. That cat is… Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! We could… Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Shut the fuck up asshole! I hope the cat claws your face off again! C’mon! I bark, you run! Let’s play!

Backdoor Buddies 4 by Spankling 5-05-05

Well, well. Here comes a change in my diet. Just try it feline. Monty Python learned a lesson and so can you. You mean… These teeth ain’t just for carrots, sweetheart. Hmmm…. So… do you nest on the ground? Oh you don’t even want to meet Mrs. Bunny!

Backdoor Buddies 5 by Spankling 5-05-05

I love my bone! I sprayed your bone. [Smack – munch] He he he! What’s so funny, drool-boy? I’m pretending this is your leg. Dream on.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I'll be honest. I felt it wasn't your funnier stuff. Then again, I'm not exactly the Captain of the SS Funny. I'm not for sure if I'm even swabbing the poop deck of the SS Funny, so I guess that means I'm not to be taken serious as a critic.

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Shame on Us for All We Have Done. May God Have Mercy on Our Dirty Little Hearts.

Amusing, though with a title like Backdoor Buddies I was really expecting an anal sex romp.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

That first one is the shit.

Well I loved them. The first was by far the best, but they were all great. Excellent characterisation. Also, kudos for not using the prostitute-bunny character when the rabbit mentioned his wife.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

Had I not gotten tired of making these I would add that. Nice touch.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

That passes as a compliment in my book. Thanks.

I have to admit, the first one got me going but I just felt like doing more with the characters. I think I have it out of my system, though.

Would I do such a thing?!?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

So... does this mean the invitation I got from you is for what it says or not?

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Poop.

Are there hoof prints on my scalp? Cuz that went over the top.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet