Here's the template:

BTC 29: Template by lukket 5-06-05

Um... not really.

Do what you want in the first two panels - in the last one, you may give Jael something to say.

I'll judge this in a week.

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troelsea at gmail dot com

Incoherency Evolved by possums 5-06-05

ERSTWHILE, the landliest rebolber stands clear upon the riddle hat. Shanked, you be? I mean, say? Well, that's a period piece, landfordally, it shanks a drag queen. I SAY BUTRESS! I SAY BUTRESSES! I RESINE! So, did you get that? Um... not really.

BTC 29: The Art Gallery by quodlibet 5-06-05

So this is your contribution to the world of art! Uh, yeah. What is it, a ten-foot tall abstract painting of your poop chute? No! No, of course not. Sure it's not. Um...not really.

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If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.

BTC 29: Jael Overhears Jon's Boastful Comment by biped 5-07-05

I don't care how big it is -- you're not having sex with me. Not in a million years. Not ever. WOW! Fourteen big, throbbing, rock-hard, incredibly veiny inches, eh? Um...not really.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

BTC 29: STD for me by flipynif1 5-07-05

Wow I can't belive I slept with a total stranger, but it was the BEST! It was alright I guess, sorry about not wearing a condom. You didn't wear a condom? Nah..but its not like I have AIDS or Ghonorrea or Syphillis or Herpes! Really? Um... not really.

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I dumb :D

I'll judge this tomorrow, so bring on some more entries - if you please

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troelsea at gmail dot com

The Man With So Many Venereal Diseases He Can't Get Any More by possums 5-14-05

You know, Tom, the only reason I had sex with you was to give you chlamydia. Did you get it? Um... not really.

White lies

White Lies are Good Lies. You like my hair? Um... not really

by fizzyxl, 5-14-05

Had to be done. Not my funniest but it will do for now.. If I come up with summut funnier I'll post it later.

BTC- give r take by xxausrottenxx 5-15-05

Hey, I'm bored. If I changed into a girl, would you wanna fondle? eh? eh? Um... not really.

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Time's up.

Here's my own would-be-entry:

BTC 29: Stuck by lukket 5-15-05

It looks like another dead end. I'll wait here, and then maybe you can go and find the exit! Hmf... okay then... Later You can only escape this labyrinth if you prove to Jael that you are willing to risk your life for her sake! Oh... Ah, you're back. Did you find a way out? Um... not really.

Honorable mentions go to xxxausrottenxxx and possums, but the winner is

Mr. BTC:

BTC 29: Jael Overhears Jon's Boastful Comment by biped 5-07-05

I don't care how big it is -- you're not having sex with me. Not in a million years. Not ever. WOW! Fourteen big, throbbing, rock-hard, incredibly veiny inches, eh? Um...not really.

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troelsea at gmail dot com

A well-deserved win for the master of the BTC.

Thanks, I didn't know I was the master of anything besides masturbation.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.