Man, I love the setup, but for the life of me I couldn't get the punchline right. It's supposed to be obvious that the horse wetting his pants has nothing to do with the crime scene behind them. Which is where funny lives. Where has my funny gone? Do me a favor... Even thought this isn't a "comic competition", would anyone like to remake this comic (with any characters of your choosing, of course) and show me the correct funny? I'd be eternally grateful. Of course, it's still my intellectual property, so I will retain any and all future publishing rights of any alteration of said comic, as well as all merchandising and product placement deals. I'll have my lawyer write something up and send it to your people.

I typed "even thought".

Forgive me.

no way dude the punch line is solid...solid gold...well maybe liquid gold, either way the weight of the gold is still the same, and the proportion of the actual gold to other metals which might have been added to the gold to make it seem as though there is more gold then there actually is, like nickel or copper...so yea...good punchline.

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'I believe that God made me in one day...'

YOU'RE FUCKING BACK HOLY SHIT.

/Me destroys the alter he made to the memory of boinky and erects a new monument to the return of squid rabies.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

Somehow I've managed to overlook your existence until now. No more. NO MORE, YOU HEAR ME?!?!??!?!?!

Squidrabies, I posted 10 of your comics in "Comic Showcase" yesterday to try and get you on the toprated list.

I see now that you are sitting pretty at the top.

You can pay me later.

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Dad was flammable

Thanks Kajun! I have drawn four 35 dollar bills in crayon on toilet paper, you can collect them at any time for your efforts.

And, since nobody attempted to fix my comic, I can only assume I was wrong and it is, in fact, the FUNNIEST COMIC EVER and anyone trying to change it would have been shunned forever. That's certainly a load off my mind.