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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

"Oh boy, oh boy, I'm next in line!"

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Mediocrity at its most average.

"I'm sorry, Sir. Monica Lewinski hasn't worked here since the Clinton administration. Perhaps I can be of service..."

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Kneeling Doctor - "Well sir, I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that you do indeed have a growth on your penis that looks like President Bush. The Good news is no one will really care since it looks like a prick either way."

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

"It's a Menage a Freedom, bitches!"

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I has a flavor!

Those "Skull & Bones" men really do take care of each other.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

IT'S TIME TO GANGBANG THE PRESIDENT!

"Sir, I wish you'd stop asking me if I found the WMD every time I check your microphone."

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Okay, now, Mr. President... turn your head and cough.

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Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.

"Yes, sir, I'm afraid that seeing your wife naked has indeed scared your willy into crawling back up inside of you."

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A mildly-known werewolf-loving forumer by any other name.

Now George, next time you zip yourself up. You're the president and its time for you to act like a big boy now.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

What the- here are the weapons of mass destruction!

"Yes, Mr. President, it's still there. Did you look for it with both hands like I told you?"

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.