Finish the caption please. Don't mess with the 1st or 2nd panels. The 3rd is yours to abuse any way you see fit. I will look kindly upon strips the name of which rhyme with 'Some Like it Hot' and tie in with the new title.

Cum! Like it hot is an example you may wish to employ. That particular rhyme is not the one I will choose to complete my strip with post-comp. If anyone guesses my title and uses it wisely they will win cock, be they man or woman.

The competition will end this time next Sunday.

Mum Like It Not by smamurai 5-15-05

You got a scary glint in your eye tonight buddy. Lack of pussy can drive a man insane. As your pink imaginary horse friend heed my words. LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY! I'm working on it. Last night I got in touch with my feminine side. "I layed down between two pillows and imagined my head was a clitoris." This seems like a terrible waste son. There are kids starving in Africa. Mum just shut up and throw the yoghurt already.

You know what to do so do it.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

FTC 63: Mum Likes it hot! by fizzyxl 5-15-05

You got a scary glint in your eye tonight buddy. Lack of pussy can drive a man insane. As your pink imaginary horse friend heed my words. LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY! I'm working on it. Last night I got in touch with my feminine side. But this thong is beginning to chafe!

FTC 63: Some dykes are not. by fizzyxl 5-15-05

You got a scary glint in your eye tonight buddy. Lack of pussy can drive a man insane. As your pink imaginary horse friend heed my words. LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY! I'm working on it. Last night I got in touch with my feminine side. And? She says hi.

I'll probably think of more.

FTC 63: Um Mike, it's hot! by fizzyxl 5-15-05

You got a scary glint in your eye tonight buddy. Lack of pussy can drive a man insane. As your pink imaginary horse friend heed my words. LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY! I'm working on it. Last night I got in touch with my feminine side. did it work? Now even I refuse to sleep with me!

Last one tonight

finish the caption contest #63 by arbi 5-15-05

you got a scary glint in your eye buddy lack of p*ssy can drive a man insane as your pink imaginary horse friend heed my words. Lose your virginity! I'm trying. Last night I got in touch with my feminine side. I'm Laura warned me about you. stay back! dumb, like it or not. Some'd like me shot. Communists plot. Bums like this spot. Come, Mike, to the yatch.That's all i've got.

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woof

FTC 63: Dumb...like it not. by biped 5-16-05

You got a scary glint in your eye tonight buddy. Lack of pussy can drive a man insane. As your pink imaginary horse friend heed my words. LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY! I'm working on it. Last night I got in touch with my feminine side. Cum...like it, Scott? Oh, Tex...I thought you'd never ask.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Dumb, Like It Shot by qwertyuio 5-16-05

You got a scary glint in your eye tonight buddy. Lack of pussy can drive a man insane. As your pink imaginary horse friend heed my words. LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY! I'm working on it. Last night I got in touch with my feminine side. It turns out my feminine side's under 18, so I'm fucked. Quiet in there or it's back in the hole with you!

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I think it's time I had a talk with my kids. I'll just tell 'em what my daddy told me: YOU AIN'T NEVER GONNA AMOUNT TO NOTHIN'

FTC 63: Thumb at yo' Twat. by 80_Million_Fleas 5-17-05

You got a scary glint in your eye tonight buddy. Lack of pussy can drive a man insane. As your pink imaginary horse friend heed my words. LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY! I'm working on it. Last night I got in touch with my feminine side. Earlier that night... Whoa! When did I get this vagina installed?!

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Shame on Us for All We Have Done. May God Have Mercy on Our Dirty Little Hearts.

Keep 'em coming kids. There are a couple of crackers so far. Remember you don't have to do the title rhyming thing if you don't want to.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

FTC 63 - Bisexual or what! by Melkor 5-19-05

You got a scary glint in your eye tonight buddy. Lack of pussy can drive a man insane. As your pink imaginary horse friend heed my words. LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY! I'm working on it. Last night I got in touch with my feminine side. And? She's craving for dick.

a Rhyme a came upon not!

FTC 63 - Du diram dum dot! by Melkor 5-19-05

You got a scary glint in your eye tonight buddy. Lack of pussy can drive a man insane. As your pink imaginary horse friend heed my words. LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY! I'm working on it. Last night I got in touch with my feminine side. And? I spent the entire night watching "Titanic" and cried myself to sleep.

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There was once a man who said:"nothing is true!". Although later it was found out that he was lying.

Mum Like It Not by smamurai 5-15-05

You got a scary glint in your eye tonight buddy. Lack of pussy can drive a man insane. As your pink imaginary horse friend heed my words. LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY! I'm working on it. Last night I got in touch with my feminine side. "I layed down between two pillows and imagined my head was a clitoris." This seems like a terrible waste son. There are kids starving in Africa. Mum just shut up and throw the yoghurt already.

This is my original strip anf fizzyxl came closest to the title with 'Mum Likes it Hot'. Not the best comic but he did actually end up winning the ting with -

FTC 63: Um Mike, it's hot! by fizzyxl 5-15-05

You got a scary glint in your eye tonight buddy. Lack of pussy can drive a man insane. As your pink imaginary horse friend heed my words. LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY! I'm working on it. Last night I got in touch with my feminine side. did it work? Now even I refuse to sleep with me!

So well done to him and all rest of you. Now let's pretend this whole sorry affair never took place by deleting all our comics then overdosing on Paracetamol.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

HORRAY!!! 1st win

Thank-you!
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ok i won't :P