Welcome to Random Madness #5, in which you will create a comic using whatever you happen to end up with by hitting the "Random Comic Layout" button on the "Make A Comic" page. You must change nothing about this random comic layout, do you hear? NOTHING. Except add dialogue, of course. Or not, if you so choose. But why would you so choose? It would be dumb.

At this point, you may well ask what is the theme of this particular contest. Yes, my word you may well ask what it is, this theme of mine. Well, this theme that I have, which follows the lines that I am about to relate -- that is to say, which is mine -- is mine. And now, here it is.

The theme is "hate." Things you hate, things the characters hate. Or, perhaps the characters could hate each other, or they could hate you or someone you know, or you could hate them.

I have trouble thinking up themes for these contests, so if I have destroyed this contest, I would like to apologize in advance. Otherwise, have fun and make lots of good, hate-filled comics. I will judge this contest whenever it seems like a good time to do so, or in a week, whichever comes first.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

RM5 - Middle of Nowhere by fizzyxl 5-17-05

Mr. Gibson finally managed to get Gabe to come on the field trip. A..a.aa.ssss you seeee Gabe Th..h..this is an ig.g...gneoussss rock. You're gunna fuck me aren't you Sir?

Approved by the Secretary of Random Backgrounds by kaufman 5-17-05

US out of Iraq now! No more bombs! Don't you just hate where the Bush Administration lets us set up our protests? Not half as much as their antipathy for the First Amendment.

Dilemma by kaufman 5-17-05

There's only one other creature not blasted to a radioactive cinder. I am totally famished. AND I HATE SQUIRREL!

Die Really Hard by kaufman 5-17-05

I hate flying coach. Especially during holiday season. Especially on a long flight. Especially on Aeroflot. Especially when Gary Oldman is on board.

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RM5 - Inspector Pinko by Melkor 5-17-05

Well Jarvis, this is the fifth prostitute killed this month. The killer always seems to be one step ahead of the police. It almost like he is one of us. Oh man, i HATE these crime scenes, they freak me out! Now Jarvis, we must solve these crimes, otherwise our saturday night's will be really dull. we must examine this crime scene thoroughly. No way! i'm getting the hell out of here! Oh come on, men! Dont you have any balls? *gasp* That's what the whores said!

RM5 - For a fistfull of blogs by Melkor 5-17-05

Well dear reader, another week, and the same boundless routine. Nothing exciting ever happens here. Just the same endless repetition. Like the dials on the clock, everyday we stand in the exact same place as the day before. Is there nothing new in the world? ps: oh by the way, i have a reindeer jammed in my door. XOXOXO Annie

I even managed to sneak in a Star wars quote!

RM5 - The Goat that failed. by Melkor 5-17-05

What is a goat doing in a Buddist Temple? I'm actually God Himself, here on earth disguised as a goat. So what is God doing in a budist temple? i'm just tired of this whole catholic church thinghy. It just doesnt do anything to me anymore. Thought i could try something new. I find your lack of faith...disturbing. That's what I said unto the sodomites. Did'nt do much good to them either.

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There was once a man who said:"nothing is true!". Although later it was found out that he was lying.

Did I kill this one too?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Biped, I swear on the grave of Little Sally that this is what I got when I pressed the random button:

A Hate Comic for Biped by BigFrank105 5-26-05

I hate prison... Honey, after I'm done with you, prison is going to be the last thing you'll hate.

5 by dcomposed 5-27-05

What are you doing? I hate benches, man.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

5 by dcomposed 5-27-05

Aren't you going to laugh? Come on, it was funny. I have a nail in my head! I hate performing for houses.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

5 by dcomposed 5-27-05

here comes that sinking feeling again.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

It's alive! IT'S ALIVE!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

RM5:The life of a shut-in by JESUSSANDWICH 5-27-05

*Sigh* I hate being a Ted Danson

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

5 by dcomposed 5-28-05

When are we going home? When I find a pair of pants that fit. You don't have any legs. Then I guess we'll be here for a while.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

5 by dcomposed 5-28-05

Are you going to order something or just stand there like a retard?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

RM5: Nuns kill jokes. by lima 5-29-05

Uh oh, what do i do in face of this demon squirell If sister Jane was here, she'd say 'show him your cross' But i have no cross...

I'm going to judge this contest today or tomorrow, so get your last-minute entries in if you have them.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Dissa one by dcomposed, she winna third place:

5 by dcomposed 5-27-05

Aren't you going to laugh? Come on, it was funny. I have a nail in my head! I hate performing for houses.

Dissa one by Melkor, she winna second place:

RM5 - For a fistfull of blogs by Melkor 5-17-05

Well dear reader, another week, and the same boundless routine. Nothing exciting ever happens here. Just the same endless repetition. Like the dials on the clock, everyday we stand in the exact same place as the day before. Is there nothing new in the world? ps: oh by the way, i have a reindeer jammed in my door. XOXOXO Annie

Anna dissa one by kaufman, she winna first place:

Die Really Hard by kaufman 5-17-05

I hate flying coach. Especially during holiday season. Especially on a long flight. Especially on Aeroflot. Especially when Gary Oldman is on board.

So? What means dis? It means kaufman, you make-a next RM. Dat you reward -- anna you punishment.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.