I would like to apologize in advance for the following template.

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I'm sorry that I have caused such a painful rush of great ideas to start cramming themselves into your heads and pitting themselves against each other in a fierce battle to the death for the honor of being the one that you choose as your entry in this exciting contest. I'm sorry that after hours upon hours of excruciating mental effort I hit upon that most wondrous and magical of phrases -- "I can't poo-poo" -- and unleashed it on an unsuspecting forum knowing full well that at least one or two of you would be killed instantly by the horrendous explosion of neural synapses blasting out of the creativity centers of your brains.

And as if that weren't enough, here's more: you can add a character to the third panel if you want to. You can even change the background. I'm sorry if this information just caused your head to explode.

If there are enough entries, I will judge this contest in about a week. If not, I will assume that the death toll was much higher than I first predicted.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

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Okay, ready...GO!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'Secret Ingredient']

I've got this one in the bag. I don't think Inflate's is even grammatically correct.

[Click to view comic: 'BTC 30: Best. Title. Evar.']

Yes, copy my joke... only make it a lot less funny. You are teh winner for sure!!1

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Yes, copy my joke... only make it a lot less funny. You are teh winner for sure!!1

I did what now?

I make a strip about someone poo-pooing to make a special dish. You make a strip about someone poo-pooing to make a special dish. It's not a big deal, really. Imitation is the highest form of flattery. I'm flattered.

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Oh. I thought he was just saying that he can't make Pu Pu platters. With horrid grammar.

See, mine is more understandable.

Eh.

Stop mocking the poor Chinese girl for her use of bad grammar. Her English is still better than your Chinese.

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Yeah, but I can't hold out for the white guy's grammar.

The white guy barely says ten words... and half of that is the punchline that biped supplied.

Care to elaborate?

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Guess not.

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Yeah.

o/ It's been- one week since you started the competition / it's about damn time that you judged it / it's been- one week since you started this thing / pull your dick out of Mikey's ass and judge it. o/

It isn't quite time to judge it yet, Stork-face.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

:(

Hope i'm not too late?

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Okay, will judge in day or two. Get entries in if have.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Okay, I'd better judge this one before the never-ending avalanche of entries makes it impossible.

Second place goes to possums for "General Shit." I don't know why, but I liked this one.

First place goes to Inflatable_Man for "Damn you, Biped! (one happy evening at the Happy Dragon)" because I found it amusing.

And so, another BTC passes on into legend.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Haha. Loser.

[/sore winner]

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